Sigma Paradigma

The Sigma Paradigma is a power source used by the some individuals with an Insane Dih.
Those who hold this power also endulge in the activity of Omning it or enjoying IdkSterling, you've gotta be a real Dorkus to hold such skill.
You've gotta be sure.
Listen to the new YE song

The Sigma Paradigma is the key to ethical gooning
I'm Paradigming it
Are you sure?

by Paradigmito March 21, 2025

puro para adelante

don't let minor setbacks & failures hold you back, keep it pushing.

puro para Adelante Viejon

no te aguites puro para adelante

by s@dboy April 23, 2025

Inverse Parachute

When you go to sit down on the toilet and sit on your balls then shit on them.

Mike was complaining about how he inverse parachuted last night.

by Vaden_101 April 24, 2025

po palah

An egyptian goblin who statpads against small clubs like Southampton, but when it is time to play in important finals and big games such as in the UCL, he is no where to be found.

Yakobper90: "Salah goat! Salah Balon d'Or"
Anyone with a brain: "Lmfao, Po Palah ghosted against Newcastle in League Cup final and was nowhere to be found against PSG🤣"

by PenaldoPessiDog May 21, 2025

Pebble Parade

When a series of small turd nuggets fall out of a person's pant leg on their way to the toilet.

Jeremy threw a pebble parade after drinking 4 cups of coffee

by thespaceoutcadet June 16, 2025

Platinum Parachute

1. A souped up version of a golden parachute; a significant monetary payout by one's employer.

2: What a golden parachute want's to be when they grow up.

Hey, did you hear what happened to Matt? He threatened to sue and was awarded 8 figures in damages. What a platinum parachute that is!

by Reverend_Dude July 4, 2025

abusive para-social relationship

When you're manipulated by a content creator into thinking they're a good person but then you find out they're like a sex perfect or wife beating psycho, all the while you defended them without realizing they were taking advantage of you. Until they finally get exposed/canceled and your friend finally rescues you from said para-social relationship and you finally stop following them after all these years.

Nate - Man i used to watch Destiny all the time, but ever since the minor sexting and revenge porn I've kinda stopped following.
Kyra - really? you're finally getting out of that abusive para-social relationship?

by NateC123 August 23, 2025