Scandinavian Muffin

Alternate vocabulary for 'hooker'

I can't wait to get my hands on a Scandinavian Muffin tonight!

by HungryAfterMidnight October 31, 2014

poon muffin

poon muffin cameltoe

Those pants were too tight,you can see her poon muffin.

by pdub253 December 24, 2008

Muffin Black

A black person who is secretly white.

"hey chris has a black girlfriend? she must be muffin black"

by Bakernator May 14, 2010

Mixing the muffins

when a male specimen inserts their sausage up the female specimens peach and inside their muffins making and mixing it around, just like one is mixing the muffins in baking. This is called mixing the muffins

johny: ohhhh yeah keep mixing the muffins
bobby:I willlllllll

by yeah the yobbo chats June 11, 2019

Nut muffin

An anal creampie

—That was a good creampie.
—It wasnt a creampie, it was a nut muffin.

by BBCece July 8, 2022

Couch Muffin

The really ugly and/or fat girl that hangs out with the very attractive girls. The attractive girls will still say that the unattractive girl is "cute". The couch muffin will go EVERYWHERE with the attractive ones.

"Dude, the chick Charlotte tried to hook me up with is a total couch muffin!"
"Man that sucks! Why does Charlotte have such an unattractive friend, when all the others are amazingly attractive?"

by TheCleanSanchez July 20, 2012

Piss muffin

When you run out of insults so you resort to combining a verb and a noun.

You know what Anthony! your a damn piss muffin

by minkycok June 9, 2020