mest vest

Dani's wears this vest of mest. Dani's are the only wearers of mest vests. Mest vests are both fantasmic and magical.

See also: mufasu and rafar

Dani's mest vest is yellow with black polka dots and it eats pears.

by cato July 14, 2004

Blackberry Messenger

An application for only people who own a blackberry phone. It is live messenger on the computer, but for phones. Some people think it is a waste if they have texting. You add people by entering their PIN and wait for their answer. It's slightly like facebook chat, but of course not on facebook. You can also PING people, which can be used to get their attention. Also, when it is first sent, near the side will be a small D. This means it is unread. It turns into an R when it has been read, so you know if you are being ignored or not. It can also be known as BBM.

Blackberry Messenger is just like texting, what's the point?

by Brendaaaaaaaaaa April 5, 2011

hot shitty mess

When a person or object or situation is so bad that it is completely foul

"That girl looks a hot shitty mess."

"His report was a hot shitty mess."

"The wedding was a hot shitty mess."

by Melba December 2, 2003

Mesmo

(New Norberian English)

1. lit. in a state of mesmerism, hypnotism; in a trance

2. in a state of bewilderment or confusion, daydreaming; 'out of it'

3. mind bogglingly awesome, spellbinding, captivating

(1) "He swung that watch in front of her face and she got all mesmo"

(2) "When the teacher called me to the board I had just woken up and was still pretty mesmo"

(3) "The new N64 cartridge is totally mesmo, bro"

by David January 7, 2005

messy marty

when someone rubs shit on your teeth when you are sleeeping on a air matress.

Bill? Did you give me one of those messy marty's last night? You got it all over the air matress and my gums.

by Offrey J June 11, 2006

messy sleeper

One who is really messy when they sleep. For example, excessive drooling, pissing, or wet dreaming, or possibly all three of these.

Devin: Hey Sean. Have you heard that George sleeps with a plastic bedsheet?

Sean: Yeah, I have. There's like a lake of piss every time he sleeps. Oh and do you know that kid Chris?

Devin: Yeah. His pillow gets soaked whenever he sleeps on it. I think he might have a drooling problem.

Sean: They are such messy sleepers.

Devin: Agreed.

by doctord0192 December 25, 2007

Messian

The small creature on one's back when stoned. It's behaviour and size differs depending on the level of intoxication.

Person A: "Oooo, I can feel him!"
Person B: "Who!?"
Person A: "The Messian!"

by Ishie Javes April 22, 2008