green card generating machine

someone (particularly men) that would marry someone from another country (who is usually but not always significantly younger) knowingly or without realizing or is in denial that the person they are marrying is using them to get a green card.

The guys who marry foreign girls are green card generating machines.

by Kinpatsukami December 14, 2010

Wyoming Yogurt Machine

While engaged in sex, it is the art of dropping a fat deuce on the sex partners chest that curls up like frozen yogurt. That would make the producer of the turd the yogurt machine.

Oh this is a large poop. It has curled up. You are like a Wyoming yogurt machine.

by Smith2069 July 25, 2016

Nazi snowflake machine

A distasteful way of saying incinerator.

Jim: How do you think we should deal with terrorists?
Me: I think we should line them up in front of a nazi snowflake machine and shove them in.
Jim: So they can all finally feel special?
Me: Yep

by Jason knows me October 4, 2016

and I have a time machine in my backyard!

Meaning that you're practically saying it's bullshit.

Person 1: Oh, I got all A's for my report card!
Person 2: Yeah sure you did, 'and I have a time machine in my backyard!'

by Awesomedefs August 3, 2017

Machine gun kelly

It's where the Male takes pop rocks puts them in his mouth and shots them like a machine gun into his girls vagina

Fred machine gun Kelly kimmie last night. Strawberry was the flavor

by BThomsen December 20, 2020

Tap That Time Machine

Finding a person who you think may have been physically attractive in the past, and you would " tap that " if you had a time machine. (By going back to the past when he/she was attractive).

Iain: "Yo man! My French teacher Ms. Murray is so hot!"

Adam: "But she's like, 50 years old! What a turn off..."

Iain: "I'd totally Tap That Time Machine."

Adam: "Agreed."

by MackPC November 3, 2009

maccing

chilling, relaxing

im not doing anything just maccing

by xhon3yx April 4, 2011