the kelley deal 6000

kelley deal's former band. they're fucking awesome.

and when the head of the cult flies westward...

by brittles September 20, 2004

Kelly Ripa

Kelly Ripa is the act of being unfunny.

Kelly Ripa is an unfunny person who stars in the show Regis and Kelly which is a morning show. She constantly thinks that telling people that she looks more like a guy. She is also synonymous with saying how crappy of a parent she really is to her kids.

To pull a Kelly Ripa would be to say something that only you finds funny.

by TRRRRRR May 2, 2010

R. Kelly

a kiddie fiddler who rides 13 year olds

by Brother Number One October 12, 2003

Kelly

A good looking person that later you find out is a hoe.

"Damn look at Kelly"
"Nah she a hoe"

by Hairywillie August 31, 2016

trinity keller

hot ass bitch on tik tok.

woah, trinity keller is hot as fuck. zoe laverne can’t relate.

by trevorlays April 23, 2019

Keller

A psychotic or oversexed woman. Slang for prostitute

Man that keller blew me in the alley for nothing!

by Jimmy Vegas June 26, 2008

Helen Keller

To Helen Keller something:
An act of groping blindly to identify something or someone.

Guy1: So she left early why?
Guy2: I was half asleep and hungover and didn't remember who she was, so I Helen Kellered her face, and poked her in the eye by accident.

by JohnChisom88 October 29, 2010