flapjack

To steal; stealing; to have stolen.

I just flapjacked a beer from the liquor store.

by DJ Wafflesnatcha June 16, 2005

Crap Flap

A world for the buttox and inner areas of the body.

"You take it up the crap flap bro!"

by aledluap September 1, 2009

flapo

person who tends to do funny shit like hanging out of flag poles. then after seriously falling off the pole he tries to explain the doctor what happened but due to hard arse pain can only say flapo instead of flag pole. the doctor in consequence can stich his arse because of laughter and recommends just sleeping it over.

Mike: WTF happened?
Bill: Flapo is dead...

by Flapo May 19, 2010

Flapjack

The opposite of a fag hag, a straight bloke that hangs around with lesbians.

"It was busy in the gay bar last night, you couldn't get near the bar for flapjacks."

by moriarty October 18, 2012

Flap Juice

The ooze that builds up on each corner of the mouth of that creepy neighbor that talks to much and prevents you from getting anywhere on time.

I ran into Mr Smith today and after an hour of him telling me about his cats urinary tract infection, I couldn't keep my eyes off his flap juice. spit gross

by Seadoochrissy March 18, 2013

Flap-Jacking-Off

1. Playing ring toss with pancakes (usually IHOP variety) and an erect penis.

2. Tossing or stacking of pancakes on the penis, esp. to see how many pancakes are required until organ is covered.

Masturbation and/or eating of the pancakes may also occur.

3. Having a sexual partner eat pancakes off of one's penis. Also includes the act of eating said pancakes. Maple syrup may or may not be involved.

(Also known as "pancocking")

"I was flap-jacking-off last night, and made my through 5 IHOP shortstacks before I was covered."

"If you flap jack me off, I'll give you an Old King Clancy."

by Sonique Pussi March 24, 2013

Flaky

Red timid porcupine from Happy Tree Friends with dandruff in her quills. Always forced into uncomfortable situations and dies. She also was fortunate enough to get a cereal, unfortunately it was made of her actual dandruff (which is not very appetizing).

Flaky is one of the best HTF Characters.

by moth. August 6, 2021