Seadoochrissy's definitions

Bum a hold

When a smoker or a compulsive cell phone user continually asks their friends to hold a drink in a bar so that they can participate in the aforementioned activity.

Bar Patron1: Hey, can I bum a hold? I need to light my cigarette.
Bar Patron2: I guess.
Two minutes later.
Bar Patron1: Can I bum a hold. I need to take this call.
Bar Patron2: Really?

by seadoochrissy September 11, 2009

Flap Juice

The ooze that builds up on each corner of the mouth of that creepy neighbor that talks to much and prevents you from getting anywhere on time.

I ran into Mr Smith today and after an hour of him telling me about his cats urinary tract infection, I couldn't keep my eyes off his flap juice. spit gross

by Seadoochrissy March 18, 2013