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Crumb Dumpster

(noun)
Pronunciation: /krʌm 'dʌmpstər/

Definition: A person or organization that eagerly seeks to participate in, or benefit from the power and wealth of the dominant elite (often referred to as the 'Oligarchs'), even accepting the most minor and unwanted portions of said power and wealth (symbolized by 'crumbs'). Despite being far removed from the direct influence of the oligarchs, they uphold their ideologies, often covertly.

This term often carries a connotation of pretense or hypocrisy, as in the case of a purportedly progressive individual or entity that nonetheless harbors a disdain for poverty and a desire for prestige. A crumb dumpster is distinct from related concepts such as crumb catchers, and crumb bags, which represent different degrees of proximity to and engagement with the oligarchs' power.

Origin: This term is a compound of "crumb", from the Old English "cruma", and "dumpster", an American English term from the 20th century. Its use as a metaphor for a certain type of ambitious individual or organization seems to have originated in the early 21st century, particularly in socio-political discourse.

Synonyms: social climber, sycophant, opportunist, pretender, wannabe

Related Terms: Crumb Catcher (a person or entity that catches and benefits from the immediate fallout of the oligarchs' power), Crumb Bag (a person or entity that removes and disposes of these remnants, potentially for their own gain).
"Despite his public image as a champion for the people, many critics view NYC Mayor Eric Adams as nothing more than a crumb dumpster, secretly supporting the ideologies of the wealthy elite."
by Rosa's Papa May 13, 2023
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Dumpster Slushy

When you put a cum popsicle up someone's rectum, and allow it to melt fully.
Guy1: "Why is your girlfriend walking like that?"
Guy2: "She's got a little frostbite from when we tried Dumpster Slushy"
by Lady Gwynevere Flowers November 24, 2025
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Dumpster Diving

Looking for hook-ups or relationships, particularly with women, who use online dating sites or personals ads. (The logic being that almost any girl can get laid without having to advertise for it... and the ads are society's dumpster for those who can't.)
You can tell he met that skeezy chick on an online hook-up site. Yikes! But, hey, you can't expect to find quality when you go dumpster diving.
by Mels Belles December 20, 2010
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Dumpster Oven

When u cream pie a lady, or a man I guess if ur gay and all. And then fall asleep w the victim under an electric blanket.
Remember that lady from high school Science classMarianna I always wanted to cream pie? Well I'm better than I thought, I dumpster ovened her last night in a Motel 6. I know... Who knew Motel 6 had electric blankets, right???
by Ass plug twister March 22, 2021
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dumpster fire

2020 ;)
2020 is such a fucking dumpster fire like wtf
by thatshitperson July 26, 2020
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cum dumpster clean out

When someone eats out a women, after she’s had a train pulled on her.
Her pussy was loaded with cum, after his friends pulled a train on her. Uncle James performed a cum dumpster clean out on her worn out vajayjay.
by James Gresham December 7, 2023
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dumpster trumpet

To eat ass like playing smooth jazz. Just blow into the mouthpiece.
I played that bitch like a dumpster trumpet!
by Having Fun... October 8, 2022
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