Post Shave Clarity

When you decide you gotta shave, and after you do it you get lucid and instantly regret it because you look like a baby.

Jerry: Damn David you look like shit why did you shave?
David: I know bro, Post Shave Clarity just hit me hard

by FanciestPseudonyms March 19, 2020

Elbows over the clown

A action or set of circumstances or actions that are ridiculous, crazy, and unbeliveable.

Tony just drove through his car right off the peer into the lake while eating cotton candy! That is so elbows over the clown!

by Mullrock August 23, 2022

Jethro and cletus

Jethro and cletus - trailer park / redneck version of pookie and ray ray. They may engage in activities such as muddin,using and manufacturing meth,pipe bombs,
Classic rock and country music .

They don't necessarily have to be prejudiced or racist though.

Nah man I stay out trailer parks
Thats Jethro and cletus neck of the woods.

by Blu_leef November 6, 2022

closet whore

A nice, sweet, and seemingly decent girl who pretends to be a "goody good". In reality she is at college cheating on her boy friend back home, having flings with and making out with countless douchebag guys, and sucking dick when she gets drunk enough.

Joe: Turns out Megan is a closet whore.

Jon: Doesn't surprise me, they are everywhere now days.

by "The truth" July 6, 2012

Clash royale

Another $supercell game that used to be rather fun but turned into a game about credit card. And the only people who even bother to spend $300 just to upgrade some pixelated cartoon character holding a cannon are rich 12 year olds who steal their parents credit card or working adults.

Clash royale=

Lvl 11 with max e barbs- (upon winning) Laugh face, Thanks!
Free to play level 11- "Well paid!"

by Crediblesea July 20, 2018

Clinkers

Dry hairy balls

I need my Clinkers wetting

by Greg_the_Smeg February 11, 2019

here i am with my ninja clan

Here I am with my ninja clan,

ninja clan,
here we stand.

Or in Sasuke Uchiha's case,

Here I am with my Uchiha clan,
Uchiha clan,
No one stands.

Twelve years ago,

a Nine-Tail Fox suddenly appeared...

If you believe it!

Naruto!

Naruto!

Believe it!

Beeeeliiiiiiieve it!

Here I am with my Ninja Clan!

Ninja Clan

Here we stand!

Naruto

I'm on my way,

Naruto

I feel okay!

Getting ready to fight on set!

Come on best friends by my side!

Sasuke, is really cool!

Sakura, the beautiful!

Kohagag en Naruto sagohgo mamoe

Kohagag en Naruto sagohgo mamoe

by Hinata Hyuuga, Bitch February 7, 2014