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A term used to call people "stupid".

We use the word "blondie" because usually, the blonde girls are kind of stupid.
(That's what people say)

Some people consider it as an ofense, some other don't.
Girl: What do you mean with that?
Boy: LOL, why are you so blondie?
Blondie by imactuallyquiteblondie November 12, 2013
The woman who is submissive to Dagwood in the comic strip. Also describes super hot stripper types who like hip hop music and soul food cooks.
Blondie needs to get off of Cedric the Entertainer's jock. Please hurry up and take him home because it's bad for business.
Blondie by major_delmac May 13, 2005

Ass shade of blond 

A color of hair typically in women when the main base color is blond and dark brown highlights are randomly streaked in. The blond is the ass and the brown is the shit.
casey: "hey you know now that chick is an ass shade of blond."
Andy: "what?"
Casey:"her hair its like an ass with blond ass and brown shit."
Andy: "oh haha"

Blondes Do It Better 

Something that is NOT true. There are probably bald people who do it better.

(PS: This is not to insult blondes. So.... sorry if you’re offended)
Jenna: ‘Blondes do it better suckers‘
Sammy: ‘Many blondes are actually stupid idiots, so........’
Jenna: ‘IM NOT AN IDIOT YOU ARE’
Sammy: ‘Dude.... The only thing you do better is being stupid.’
Jenna: ‘....... I don’t know what that means.’

Stupid-Blondie 

A mid twenty's to early thirty's male who is semi unsure about his sexuality. He is known to come out with all sorts of stupid comments and struggles to compile ideas into understandable descriptions.
That guy is talking sh!t just like stupid-blondie.
Stupid-Blondie by Anonymous August 12, 2003
Women who are weak for rap music, french Jazz musicians and spoken word artists.
Those blondes in Dallas just won't quit trying.
blondes by major_delmac February 28, 2005