bottlejobs

The definition of bottlejobs is Arsenal FC because they have bottled top 4 and the Europa League. Haha They are so shit. Come on Chelsea #COYB

Phil: You gonna watch any footy this week?
Steve: Yeah, gonna watch the bottlejobs lose the Europa League final and top 4.

by ChelseaFan4Ever May 31, 2019

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Dirty bottle

when two people are having sex the male gets an empty pop bottle and puts it on his dick (if it fits). Then he dumps big loads of sperm into the bottle until its full ( if you cant fill the whole thing add some water or milk).Then you add salt and viniger and quickly close the bottle. Aim it at the females tits and it will explode and she will be covered in sperm. that is how u do the Dirty bottle

i like dirty bottles

by michael Angelo 6 December 18, 2006

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spin the bottle

A game usually played with a group of men and women, perhaps in addition to or after drinking, that involves spinning a bottle in turn, and the person who the top of the bottle stops spinning on must kiss the person who spun it. NGK (No Guy Kissing) rules should be applied at all times. If the bottle happens to stop on a guy when a guy spun it, the girl nearest to the stopped cell phone must kiss the guy who spun it. Rules against girl-on-girl kissing are unheard of and against nature.

."Hey, now that we're all drunk, let's play spin the bottle!"

by jonlindg December 18, 2005

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bottlenecking

using pedestrian roadworks to such an effect that conversation can be struck up with a random member of the public with a view to taking them back to your place to rut

"How did you pick her up?"

"I bottlenecked her on Kilburn High Road"

by Alistair Drummond February 16, 2005

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