When riding a bicycle while cleated onto the pedals the rider comes to a complete stop, fails to release his feet from the pedals, and crashes to the ground at zero miles per hour.
I got to the top of the hill, came to a stop, and zeromph! There I was laying in the crosswalk, still clipped in.
by Omar O. Ungh January 30, 2014
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"My boyfriend just got asked to formal by some chick he says he's friends with."
"Female, relax. She is a real zeroette you have nothing to worry about."
"Female, relax. She is a real zeroette you have nothing to worry about."
by harml April 28, 2014
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Being the coolest person in a Skype Chat/Call and you just happen to have a hater such as a Yaiiden or a Rachel
Becuase he was so cool, he was called a Zerophile to make him out to be a pervert or a noob, but in actuality, he is the actual motor, engine and all around cool person in the chat
by Skypechattho May 11, 2014
Get the Zerophile mug.When you don't have any comment or opinion on a controversial touchy sensitive topic, subject, issue or statement; the opposite of "giving your two cents." (not when you are left speechless)
"I don't think I should do this. I'm so conflicted."
"I don't know what to say, man. I got zero cents for you."
"I don't know what to say, man. I got zero cents for you."
by B.R. Jules March 16, 2015
Get the Zero cents mug.You are nothing in society and you will never be anything. A quicker way to tell someone that they are a fucking nobody.
"Look at those absolute Zero's, they need to be taken to the vet and put down."
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by TheCircumsiedZimbabwean October 17, 2015
Get the zero mug.When you meet a stranger and you're not hitting on him but socializing and as the night progresses he goes from no sexual intentions towards you to a slightly scary creeper. This can be true to for men meeting women but that's more of a zero to clingy scenerio.
I meet this guy at the hotel bar on a business trip, he went from zero to rapey in three drinks flat.
by LissaLee April 27, 2016
Get the zero to rapey mug.An orgy in space, or to be more exact, any zero gravity area. Very common amongst visitors of the International Space Station
We flew up there on the shuttle and joined a week-long Zero or-G on the ISS. Those Russians sure know what makes an astronaut tick!
by laserswordofdeath +3 August 27, 2016
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