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First used in France by the government official, Matthew Mouton, he explained he first used it after a courting was taking place a gruesomely long time. Intended to mean your brain is ineffective, dead, lacking mental energy, or no brain power. Could also be used when you have cabin fever.
Person 1: Yo, how was that ACT test?
Person 2: I’m zeroxed, let’s go eat.
zeroxed by Rawft April 11, 2019
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1.-Rayrey: "Last time you seen Fontello?"
2.-Junebug: "Damn man, where the hell you been? Fontello got Zeroed two years ago! Say he was banging some skank and her husband caught 'em! Husband got a little bent and Zeroed your boy!"
Zeroed by talk2me-JCH2 April 23, 2022
To be defeated or nullified by someone or something. Its history stems from low-level programming where memory is often filled with zeros before use. It may be used as synonym for more tired terms such as pwned.
"Dude, you just got zeroed by that left-handed albino midget!"

OR

"I was zeroed by that nub's zerg rush, kekeke."
zeroed by miknight August 9, 2006

Zeroed Out

The result of an event of series of events which has stripped a man of everything he valued.

While this can be the result of many things, it is most often the result of divorce, as family courts are infamously biased against men, where all it takes is a few small lies and a man loses his children, home, assets, income, dignity, friends, family, and sense of purpose.
Dude, did you hear about Mike!?

He got zeroed out by his ex-wife. He had to move in with his dad.
Zeroed Out by Yeah_Nope January 10, 2023

sub-zeroed 

it is the act of removing ones penis from a girls mouth or vagina and then you run into the kitchen grab an ice cube and then rub it on ones penis and then run back to the girl and insert the ice cube in to her vagina and leave it there till it melts
Jessica was feeling kinda freaky last night so we sub-zeroed

damn bro thats cold
sub-zeroed by BiggE BiG April 15, 2020

zeroed a check 

When one group or organization writes a check or pays money on behalf of another, usually unaffiliated group or organization, after which the original organization is reimbursed by the latter organization or group, essentially "zeroing" or canceling the balance exactly.
United Way of America zeroed a check for us to pay off the rental fees because we are unaffiliated with them.
zeroed a check by Aquamarine19 February 25, 2008
To avoid or ignore someone deliberately.
Donald zeroed on princess for a long time on WhatsApp.

If you feel his price is too high just zero on him and get someone else

He zeroed her for no just reason.
Zeroed by Beatrice London. June 14, 2022
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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