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First used in France by the government official, Matthew Mouton, he explained he first used it after a courting was taking place a gruesomely long time. Intended to mean your brain is ineffective, dead, lacking mental energy, or no brain power. Could also be used when you have cabin fever.
Person 1: Yo, how was that ACT test?
Person 2: I’m zeroxed, let’s go eat.
zeroxed by Rawft April 11, 2019
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1.-Rayrey: "Last time you seen Fontello?"
2.-Junebug: "Damn man, where the hell you been? Fontello got Zeroed two years ago! Say he was banging some skank and her husband caught 'em! Husband got a little bent and Zeroed your boy!"
Zeroed by talk2me-JCH2 April 23, 2022
To be defeated or nullified by someone or something. Its history stems from low-level programming where memory is often filled with zeros before use. It may be used as synonym for more tired terms such as pwned.
"Dude, you just got zeroed by that left-handed albino midget!"

OR

"I was zeroed by that nub's zerg rush, kekeke."
zeroed by miknight August 9, 2006

Zeroed Out

The result of an event of series of events which has stripped a man of everything he valued.

While this can be the result of many things, it is most often the result of divorce, as family courts are infamously biased against men, where all it takes is a few small lies and a man loses his children, home, assets, income, dignity, friends, family, and sense of purpose.
Dude, did you hear about Mike!?

He got zeroed out by his ex-wife. He had to move in with his dad.
Zeroed Out by Yeah_Nope January 10, 2023

sub-zeroed 

it is the act of removing ones penis from a girls mouth or vagina and then you run into the kitchen grab an ice cube and then rub it on ones penis and then run back to the girl and insert the ice cube in to her vagina and leave it there till it melts
Jessica was feeling kinda freaky last night so we sub-zeroed

damn bro thats cold
sub-zeroed by BiggE BiG April 15, 2020

zeroed a check 

When one group or organization writes a check or pays money on behalf of another, usually unaffiliated group or organization, after which the original organization is reimbursed by the latter organization or group, essentially "zeroing" or canceling the balance exactly.
United Way of America zeroed a check for us to pay off the rental fees because we are unaffiliated with them.
zeroed a check by Aquamarine19 February 25, 2008
To avoid or ignore someone deliberately.
Donald zeroed on princess for a long time on WhatsApp.

If you feel his price is too high just zero on him and get someone else

He zeroed her for no just reason.
Zeroed by Beatrice London. June 14, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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