Menage et twat

A three-way which involves two girls and one guy. Derived from the french phrase menage et tois, the word tois is replaced with the word twat to distinguish between two girls and one guy versus two guys and one girl.

"Well, did you ask Jasmine and Lisa about the menage et twat?"

"Yeah."

"What did they say?"

"They're...into it."

by Nemsen July 24, 2006

twat

A twat is a boy-pussy.

I heard some other cadets in the showers this morning saying that they'd like to fuck my twat!

by eda-skip November 14, 2021

toats

A b3tan way of saying toast

Q) Is it tiem for toats yet?
A) No. It is teh tiem for fluff!
R) YAY!

by nowimboard April 17, 2008

twat

1. A deregotary term
2. To hit someone
3. A vagina

1. I'm a right twat, me.
2. Twat the cunt!
3. Her twat is too hairy for my liking

by dave1705 January 6, 2007

twat sack

Quite simply a womans vagina with a pair of bollocks hanging out of the vagina

hey dude did you fuck that girl you pulled last night?

nah man i went to go down on her but she had a twat sack, so i ran away vomiting!

by Tamtamtam December 12, 2007

twat trump

when your fanny does a fart

hollie did a twat trump, ew

by fannylover69XXX April 18, 2009

Twat wank

When a guy and girl hook up but there's no emotional attachment on his part, so he may as well be using his hand, but is too lazy/ it feels better with the ho.

Ben: "Hey Nick, are you and Sarah together now?"
Nick: "Nahh mate, she was just a twat wank if I'm honest..."

OR

"I'm so f**king horny, but I cba to DIY...I'm gonna call Molly for a twat wank"

by RepisShredders April 16, 2010