tearjerk

A handjob given by someone whilst crying.

Abby was so angry that she took me up to my room and tearjerked me for a full hour.

by qwertyuiopOMGLOL March 26, 2010

Teargasim

Crying when your happy. Happy tears.

No it`s a teargasim

by Cookiieez September 1, 2010

onesie tear

a single tear streaming down your face

"WAHAHAHhhaaahhhh!" *onesie tear streams down face*

by KINGLOOLOO July 27, 2009

Republican tears

A term used by others when a republican becomes too emotional and starts crying, typically used to mock right-winged associates. It's also used as an insult to republicans who got too cocky stating "Well Specific Candidate will win the election, Specific Candidate 2020 that their president would win the election, but only to be proven wrong days later.

Democrat/Liber 1: Seems like the republicans got too cocky and their president lost.
Democrat/Liberal 2: Yeah, guess it seems like it's time to drink some Republican tears.

by RepublicanTears November 6, 2020

Let one tear

Another way of saying fart, let one rip or let one fly

Jimmy let one tear and it smelt of a rotting pile of cabbage.

by samstorm December 5, 2004

teary eyed tyler

During the exchange of wedding vows, the point in which the groom becomes so overcome with emotion that he is unable to speak without sounding like he got his labia caught in his zipper.

That guy seemed so manly until his teary eyed tyler.

All the bridesmaids took a renewed interest in the groom after his teary eyed tyler as it proved that he indeed had a feminine side.

by David Letterman September 15, 2008

You're tearing me apart, Lisa!

"You're tearing me apart, Lisa!" is the official motto of the cucks. It is from the best worst film "The Room". You're the fiancee of a thot named Lisa who's in love with your best friend, Mark. Mark and Lisa big bang each other, and you become officially cucked. This is how Lisa tears you apart. You thought you were the only person who fucks her belly button and can see her tiddies, but you were wrong, cuck.

thottie lisa: "i can't talk right now."
tommy: "why lisa, WHY LISA? please talk to me, PLEASE. you're part of my life, you are everything, i could not go on without you lisa."
thottie lisa: "you're scaring me."
tommy: "you're lying, I NEVER HIT YOU! YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!"

by fatb8tch July 20, 2019