swimcel

a member of an online community of young men who unfortunately are rendered unable to swim. They are typically associated with views that are hostile toward women and men who are swimmingly active.

John is such a swimcel I can’t believe he never learned how to swim.

by PeterPumpkinEater6999 July 17, 2023

swimming in river water

To take a golden shower from Thai ladyboys while balls deep in the chocolate ring hole of the forth.

Went to Thailand I got really sick, I think it was because I went swimming in river water.

by Flamin ass crack August 28, 2023

Swimming

Swimming:

"Basically running but with wack arm movements in the water”

I was down at the pool basically running but with wack arm movements (swimming) in the water

by ForRyanLol August 28, 2023

Swimmer's ear

When a man is about to climax and ejaculates in his partner's ear

Last night he gave her swimmer's ear.

by Tannaredmaine August 2, 2024

SwimFan

An idiot who programs things for the MCBE community

OMG he made a discord bot, hes such a SwimFan

by An idot who likes MCBE August 4, 2024

Swimn't

"Swim not" "drown syndrome" "h2overdose"
Conjugations/Spellings/Pronouciations/Variations include:

• Swimn't, swimpt, shwimpt, schwimpt
• Swimn'ty, swimpty, shwimpty, schwimpty
• Swimnity, swimpity, shwimpty, schwimpty

<<YOU GET THE PATTERN BY NOW OR ELSE U MAY BE A SWIMNT>>

≠》As a Verb:
☆ Swimn'tin(g)

≠》As an Adverb:
☆ Swimn'tingly

Can't think straight - feelin a little swimn't.
She's swimn'ty at times ...a bit dorky, clumsy, but super funny.

(Also can be used in a somewhat negative way)
Those swimpts over there can't do anything without screwing something up.

T-rex is awesome even though his arms a bit shwimpt.

》》》》 Get Shwimpty! 《《《《

by HunterSMontana010921 August 16, 2024

swimplified

When the duvet gets scrunched up inside of the sheets

"mummy, my duvet it swimplified"

by Chicken_Lover September 10, 2023