Having someone closer than you to something you want and then pretending to be conveniently immobile so that they will get it for you.
by Vince October 6, 2008
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1. The vocabulary of someone who works in broad strokes, usually to hide the fact that they don’t read the fine print.
2. A vernacular reserved for educated-yet-confused people, typically in politics or business, to fill the air with expensive, polysyllabic words to intellectually filibuster when a clear answer is not apparent to said (over)speaker.
1. The vocabulary of someone who works in broad strokes, usually to hide the fact that they don’t read the fine print.
2. A vernacular reserved for educated-yet-confused people, typically in politics or business, to fill the air with expensive, polysyllabic words to intellectually filibuster when a clear answer is not apparent to said (over)speaker.
1. He spends enough time in the strategysphere to prove he didn't read the contract.
2. When Bob asked Maribeth to answer for her project's failure, she flew up to the strategysphere and never came back. By then, we were all asleep.
2. When Bob asked Maribeth to answer for her project's failure, she flew up to the strategysphere and never came back. By then, we were all asleep.
by TissPee January 15, 2009
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The strategy flush is when you take such a massive, towering, humongous smelly shit that you have to flush the toilet at 25%, 50% and 75% intervals in order not to clog the toilet. Also known as the Tactics Shit.
"Dude, I just massive clogged the toilet because I took such a huge dump"
"Aw, man, that's why there's the Strategy Flush!!"
"Aw, man, that's why there's the Strategy Flush!!"
by Longbarrel May 27, 2009
Get the Strategy Flush mug.Group of coworkers/carpoolers that, while subordinate in rank to just about every other person in a company, knows exactly how the company should be run, who's incompetent, lazy or genius, who should be fired, etc. Highly sensitive to fairness, tardiness, language. If only the powers that be would consult them, the company would flourish. . .
Cuber A: Aye, how's it going?
Cuber B: Psssh, pretty good weekend, couldn't complain. Then, of course, had to endure a strategy board meeting the whole way in.
Cuber A: Get a car, man.
Cuber B: Psssh, pretty good weekend, couldn't complain. Then, of course, had to endure a strategy board meeting the whole way in.
Cuber A: Get a car, man.
by CuberB January 17, 2010
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Get the stramge mug.When one cannot escape quickly to take a much needed dump and has to lock their butt cheeks shut until the urge passes. Usually a result of a long sales meeting or long drive where no suitable toilet can be found.
The stupid Sales meeting was taking so long, if not for my "Strategic Hold", I would have shit my pants.
by Skin Sub Guy March 28, 2015
Get the Strategic Hold mug.a man poops on a carpet and proceeds to vacuum his poop. then opens the vacuum bag and pours the vacuumed poop all over the women.
by benji_d_mendoza December 5, 2010
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