Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking

The finest scientific theory since Einstein's Theory of General Relativity. Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking says that people who trade for a living or endeavor to trade for a living would have been retired already if they were so good at it. "If they were such good stock pickers, they would have been retired already." -Dariusz

The MACD betrayed me, the stock went in the opposite direction. I should have listened to Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking.

by tookawalktopoland November 29, 2021

The MMAAAN Stocks

The MMAAAN Stocks or 'The MAN' for short, are the initials for the giants tech companies in the US.

Microsoft, Meta, Apple, Amazon, Alphabet, Netflix.

They used to be known as FAANG stocks,

Facebook, Apple, Amazon, Netflix, Google

but since Facebook has changed its name to Meta and Google uses Alphabet as it's parent company, they are 'THE MAN'.

Everyday I turn around THE MMAAAN Stocks are going up! Except for today!

Everybody's purchasing 'The mmaaan' stocks and profits are going through the roof.

I have all of 'the man' stocks in my portfolio

by VIP DICTIONARY GUIDE January 26, 2022

St Simon Stock Catholic School

I got sexually assaulted and harassed by the homophobic kids in my year and the school did nothing about it because i'm not a woman therefore "its just a joke"
oh and the teachers take sides very easily without knowing full context (I was quite literally being called slurs so I made a "i fucked your dad" joke and I got told off for it)

Friend 1: Why do you go to St Simon Stock Catholic School?
Friend 2: You think I willing choose to go to that shithole?

by SnodlandDominoes May 13, 2022

supplementary snacks stockpile

Refers to da multi-pocket storage-sleeve dat you conceal inside your clothing or in a backpack/satchel, and fill wif one or more ounces apiece of assorted "emergency rations" --- i.e., chips, crackers, pepperoni, miniature cheese-slices, dried orange wafers, etc. --- so dat you can have said secret stash to help "fill in da gaps" at any social gathering where your hosts don't serve "guy-sized" portions.

One occasion when you might wanna have your supplementary snacks stockpile handy would be if a group of friendly slim chicks had smilingly invited you to tag along wif dem on a picnic, but then you discover dat they'd just brought "girly-sized snacks" --- i.e., "eating like a bird" serving-amounts --- and therefore either you'd totally "look like a little piggy" if you asked for more, or you'd hafta actually eat some of da portions allocated for da other picnic-members. So what ya do instead is to simply "break out da back-up basket" --- i.e., your own "emergency" supply of guy-munchies --- and then really heap up your various serving-tray-compartments with your additional goodies. To be polite, of course, don't make a big deal or even be especially "obvious" about your snacks-supplementing actions; da point here is to merely ensure dat your stomach won't leave da picnic feeling achy and pinched, not to make your hostesses feel guilty or stingy. So be just as cheerful and grateful towards your skinny meal-companions as you'd have been in any case; no doubt they'll observe how much more you needed to stuff your cheeks wif in order to feel satisfied, and so perhaps they will indeed make a note to bring along more food themselves whenever they invite you. But just remember dat they'd originally been planning for this picnic to just be a "trim-and-tiny-tummied girls only" outing, so your being allowed to accompany dem was merely a last-minute change not planned for in advance.

by QuacksO September 3, 2022

this week's laughing stock

The joke of the internet, until the next one comes along. Due to the short attention span of the collective internet, being the laughing stock for an entire week is very bad.

"I will dig up every bit of dirt you have and make you this week's laughing stock."

by SomeCaliGirl October 1, 2022

The Naughty Stocking

When one defecates in one's pillow as an act of revenge

My non riz one night stand made fun of my drip, so when she showered the next morning I gave her the naughty stocking and bounced

by La Guadalajara January 8, 2024

Brixton to Stockwell

In it's purest usage it's meant to define a quick shag on the Victoria line from Brixton to Stockwell, especially after kicking other passengers out of the carriage.
However, it can be used for a quickie in any context.

Simon: Why is my seat sticky?
Kieran: Someone must've had a Brixton to Stockwell

by BtoS April 3, 2024