Stosk

1. an individual whom exudes greed and is prone to indelible acts of thievery. One whom smiles at you and then steels your debit card and uses your bank account as his own. He is snide and likely to act in a sneedlish manner. Very shady character lacking viable friendships.

Verb: "Man, that sneedle just stosk'd my wallet"

Noun: "Let's get the fuck out of here, there are way to many stosk's in here"

"Nobody hangs out with that guy. If you hang out with him he will just stosk your wallet and then change the pictures around in your room so that your house appears as though it is his"

"Man that guy just tried to stosk my identity"

by Bravo Brave February 6, 2010

Stockholm Invaders FC

A football club from Stockholm, Sweden.

"Stockholm Invaders FC was initially dubbed Gute Invaders"

by I-T-B December 9, 2016

Stocko

Refers to a woman or women who are available for having fun and entertainment.

Last night the club was lit, there was stocko all over the place.

by Mshini October 15, 2020

Stockton slap

When nick diaz slaps his opponent in the face during a ufc bout, usually followed by saying "bitch" or "what". Will often yell out "Stockton" or "209" (the area code for Stockton). His brother Nate also occasionally performs the aforementioned slap.

Both fighters testing each others range, and bam diaz gets him with the Stockton slap.

by Jaymz👻 October 21, 2014

the stockton

"The Stockton" is the seat with extra leg room in an airplane that is hugely desired by traveling audio visual technicians. It received it's name by being secured OFTEN by a gentleman by the name of Wayne Stockton. If you search for #TheStockton you should see a large quantity of photos with bragging rights as to getting that seat.

Sweet! I got The Stockton on my flight!

by Notorious Chicka August 11, 2017

Homie Stock

When you die from total BS in Smash Bros and your homie's like,"Don't worry, homie stock," and jumps off the platform to their death to even the amount of stocks to what it would be if the BS were not to occure

"DUDE! THAT'S SUCH BULLSHIT! I CLIPPED THROUGH THE STAGE!"
"Don't worry buddy, Homie Stock."

*dies

"Thanks homie."

"Non problem homie."

by The wise cracker May 22, 2019

Stocksbridge high school

Full of skets,school is facing bankruptcy,teachers leaving,students fiddling in art classrooms,illegal substances been smoked 24/7, schools drug dealer is Mr Ford aka stampy. You have the posh twats from deepcar and the ones from stocksbridge juniors who egos are far too high and the irrelevant high greeners. And the meme accounts that are getting taken down because teachers can’t take a joke. The year sevens who beef you about anything and the year 8,9&10’s who all smoke because they are ard.

Have you seen the imbreds that go to Stocksbridge High School

by Orphans March 25, 2019