Scott Walker

n. (idiom) - The remnants of Koch paper products that occasional­ly cling to the shoes, garments, buttocks, and perianal regions of an individual that has recently used a public restroom and left in haste.

In their rush to end collective bargaining, several Republican representatives returned from the restroom with Scott Walkers on their person, most with visible signs of feces.

by Concerned Wisconsinite March 13, 2011

Scorched earth

At the end of a relationship and knowing how much you despise the person you just left for everything they did to you, you ensure that there is never any hope of getting back together by letting everyone know what that person did to you.

she broke up with him and he went all scorched earth on her to regain his dignity after the way she played him.

by Mr Satans mistress May 14, 2015

scopey whale

Someone who has eaten so much they can no longer move.

Bernie just ate an entire bag of pick and mix. What a scopey whale.

by Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln February 8, 2008

scott-scott

1. An alternative name for a vibrator or dildo.
2. Your snatch's best friend.

1. Honey, will you get me a scott-scott for Christmas.
2. The community scott-scott ran out of batteries.
3. Laura must be so loose because her scott-scott is huge.

by Scott Scott March 26, 2008

Scooter-Sexual

Some guys like guys and some guys like gals and some guys... well some guys just like Scooters.

(see bike-sexual)

Girl: I thought he was into me until he showed me all two-hundred pics of him and his scooter.... Now I know he's Scooter-Sexual

by Jimmy the Pyromaniac March 10, 2009

scooping what I'm pooping

When someone understands what you are trying to tell them.

Do you understand what i'm saying? Are you scooping what I'm pooping?

Man, he just doesn't get it. He's not scooping what I'm pooping.

by kusodekai_bcs April 20, 2010

scorgasm

While watching tv at home on a split screen or picture in picture, or at a bar with multiple tvs and more than one team scores at once.

Ex. 1 9Julio got so excited while watching football at buffalo wild wings when three teams scored at the same time that he fell off of his stool. After his scorgasm everyone offered him a towel to clean himself up.

by wheel929 January 2, 2011