Running Johnny

When you're fucking a semi-attractive girl, and your friend runs in, pees on you both, and runs out of the room.

Steve: Did you hear what Mike did to my while I was raw doggin muh bitch last night?

Kevin: No, What?

Steve: He performed a running johnny on us!

Kevin: what a badass! he must be a Peebles!

by peebles,mike October 15, 2010

Midnight Runners

A slang term for Dexedrine, a powerful stimulant, used for the treatment of ADHD. Dexedrine is also used by the military as a "go-pill" and is given to fighter pilots to stay alert during missions. Nicknamed dexy, it gets its name from the 80's band Dexys Midnight Runners.

"Hey, did you pick up anymore Midnight Runners?"

"Man, I just ate like 4 Midnight Runners and I'm speeding balls!"

by Lil' Brudder December 9, 2008

Taint Runner

A running back who can't find the hole, and continues to run into the backs of his linemen.

Ryan Grant experienced a drastic drop off in yardage and touchdowns shortly after becoming a taint runner.

by Letter 8 man October 25, 2009

The Homestar Runner

(1)Original Homestar Runner from the Homestar Runner childrens book at www.homestarrunner.com
(2)Name of the Homestar Runner from the 1936 cartoons

Everybody loves The Homestar Runner. He is a terrific athelete.

by SonicFan April 13, 2004

Chinese Street Runner

Chinese Street Runner - While the term originated on Blackett St, it is beginning to be heard world wide . This term usually refers to one running around crazily, looking like a loud crazed person, or dressing in a hookerish manner .

That girl looks like she's about to shoot up some bitchas' .. oh no ! She's running right towards me in an insane fashion while wearing stripperish clothing .. she looks like a major chinese street runner !

by Bitcha_2 August 18, 2009

Homestar Runner

Slow-witted, beanie-wearing, dullard with a speech impediment capable of annoying and amusing simultaneously.
Synonymous with Dumpface.
Often borrows fondue pots.

Flagrant error! This does not look good for Homestar Runner.

by Dan January 12, 2003

Urban Running

Also known as Urban Sprinting, is where an upstanding citizen purposefuly takes into a store a security tag so that he/she will have to sprint away in order to evade security guards.

Take a security tag into a shop. Set off the detector and sprint away through the urban jungle whilst the security guard gives chase. Urban Running is a sport often enjoyed by pikey's and other various upstanding citizens.

by Mr Hilter January 3, 2007