Bed rotting

My favorite hobby, real bed rotting when you lay in bed and rot in your depression, sometimes on your phone, watching tv, or my personal favorite combo, listening to music and staring at the ceiling reflecting on your thoughts. Bed rotting goes on hour hours to weeks usually.

Person: What have you been up to?
Me: oh you know the usual just bed rotting 🎀

by I just got so emo I fell apart April 27, 2024

Book rotting

The act of being so engrossed in a book , that you forget the outside world and read for hours or days in a comfortable position , mostly a bed . This mostly happens when the book you are reading is very good so you can't put it down or you are reading a series of books and you can't stop till you finish all the books in the series.

"Omg that trilogy is so good, I've been book rotting in my bed to finish the 3 books!"

by Uthinkutheshit May 7, 2024

Schrodingers’ Rotter

When you left your living space your roommate was rotting, and continually has the habit of rotting, your roommate is simultaneously in a state of rotting and not-rotting until you confront them about what they’ve been doing the last 9 hours.

Friend 1: “Hey man what’s ur roomate up to”
Friend 2: “I don’t know, he was rotting when I left, so I guess it’s just a Schrodingers’ Rotter situation”
Friend 1: “What’s Schrodingers’Rotter”
Friend 2: When you left your living space your roommate was rotting, and continually has the habit of rotting, your roommate is simultaneously in a state of rotting and not-rotting until you confront them about what they’ve been doing the last 9 hours.

by bigleftnut49 May 18, 2024

Butt Rotten

When you feel like trash.

Man, today I just feel butt rotten.

by Mcfly June 11, 2024

Bed rotting

The definition of Bed rotting is how someone spends days in bed for long period of times without doing anything productive.

Person 1: Dude I don't see you at the park. Where are you?
Person 2: I'm sorry, I've been bed rotting because my life is going downhill

by MirageV2 July 4, 2024

bambu-rotted

When a person is brain-rotted but in the sense of Bambu Lab, which is a company that makes 3D printers and 3D printer accessories like filament and nozzles.

John: I can't wait to buy the new H2D(said for the 200th time today)
John 2: God you're so bambu-rotted

by thegiantM February 4, 2026

car rotting

Car rotting is like bed rotting, just in your car.

Bruh, I was car rotting earlier in the school parking lot for hours instead of going to class

by chickennugg_01 February 23, 2025