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rubber band man

A person incapable of achieving or sustaining a sexually viable erection without using a elastic or other impromptu tourniquet employed as a means erectile enhancement.
If susan is able to hide all of the elastics and hair clips in the house by dinner , she will be spared the unpleasantness of sex with her "rubber band man of a husband" husband who cound'nt do more than chump up without a small constrictive ban squeezing the base of his cock.
by fishpaw February 19, 2009
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rubberduckula

They where a youtuber and deivient artist who did animation critique comps and drew as well as livestream, there two main characters they used for there critique comps where vampire OC named Snap and a demon OC named skoopy.
I am a fan ofrubberduckula “
by TheBidoof May 2, 2018
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pillow rubber

"Be safe and be sure to put the pillow rubber on your pillow."
by rubbersforusall May 23, 2010
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Rubber Duck

1) A guy that puts on a condom before sex while riding on top of a train that is moving through a low clearing. He must use a "rubber", and he must "duck" in order to stay safe.
"I wish Ezekial wasn't such a pussy. He never takes unnecessary risks, and on our way to Florida he insisted on being a rubber duck. At least he kept his heads safe."
by ThatGuyWhoWroteSomething October 21, 2009
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RUBber

I only saw 2 bikers ride past here last night, but I doubt they're the one's you're after. They seemed to me like a couple of RUBbers.
by inane5 March 7, 2005
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Irish Rubber Band

when one ejaculates into a condom, then tells a female (preferably) to give a blow job. And when she goes to do it pull off the condom so that she gets slapped in the face by semen and the condom, like a rubber band.
get down here bitch so i can give you an irish rubber band!
by guesswho1017 February 8, 2010
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rubberband liagation

The most common way to remove a hemorrhoid.
Man I just had a rubberband liagation and my ass hurts.
by scott January 17, 2004
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