mash potatoes

to crush ones testicles

"Ouch bollocks!, i just sat down funny and mashed my potatoes"

by Dan D July 11, 2005

potato Houdini

When you're fucking a girl doggy style and you spit on her back, as soon as she turns around you shoot her with a potato gun in the face

I totally pulled a potato houdini on my girlfriend last night.

by Jim April 10, 2004

potato

It's the secret plant praised by the world.

Can't find it anywhere. If you find it potato runs fast.

by Alabama Joe February 6, 2012

couch potato

Quite simply, a potato that is on the couch

"That spud is definately a couch potato"
"You mean, as opposed to an ottoman potato?"

by The_Phantom_Shitters February 9, 2005

potato wedges

A camel toe or vagina.

Hey, check out that milf's potato wedges.

by fat-pie in the sky March 22, 2010

Potato Crusher

To stick a potato inside a woman's vagina, then when she sneezes the potato is crushed as the vagina contracts.

No 1: You should try my wife's mash potato. It's amazing how she does it too.

No 2: Is she a potato crusher, 'cause I heard the creamiest mash comes from good crushers....moist too.

by potato pusher December 30, 2010

Sack of potatoes

Me I am a sack of potatoes

I am a sack of potatoes

by Bessoncorbyn August 29, 2019