A bad case of penis typically occurs when the female in question essentially reveals her metaphorical penis. She does this by saying masculine phrases, such as "bro", "chill", "man", and "dude".
The phantom penis may also be revealed if the female swears excessively, and calls males "faggot" when she doesnt get her way.
The phantom penis may also be revealed if the female swears excessively, and calls males "faggot" when she doesnt get her way.
Bro number 1: "Dude, would you have sex with Courtney?"
Bro number 2: "Hell no, shes got a bad case of penis!"
Courtney: "Shit, bros! I didn't know you were here! Let's chill."
Bro number 1: "I see your point..."
Bro number 2: "Hell no, shes got a bad case of penis!"
Courtney: "Shit, bros! I didn't know you were here! Let's chill."
Bro number 1: "I see your point..."
by Middlecitykid17 March 10, 2011
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Legend says that at 9:30am in the morning a ritual happens where the Penis Raider sticks all the penises he raided last night up his rectum.
Legend says that at 9:30am in the morning a ritual happens where the Penis Raider sticks all the penises he raided last night up his rectum.
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A synthesised fabric coated with a layer of Aloa Vera which obsourbs the licquid coming out a males penis.
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hey mark, where where you last night. i was purging penis poop, it made me bleed like a 12 year old girl!
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reminiscent to the odour of billings gate fish market on a warm summers evening, disco penis can be best described, in the words of the late dr brett mckeekle, as "a catastrophic stench, akin to that of hot garbage, or a rotting corpse"
b. the small and shriveled state of a mans goods after a night on some good amphetamine. otherwise known as "pilly willy"
reminiscent to the odour of billings gate fish market on a warm summers evening, disco penis can be best described, in the words of the late dr brett mckeekle, as "a catastrophic stench, akin to that of hot garbage, or a rotting corpse"
b. the small and shriveled state of a mans goods after a night on some good amphetamine. otherwise known as "pilly willy"
---Examples---
a. "Jasper was put off banging Gats because of the horrendous stench from his disco penis"
"Louis was good in the sack" said bobby, "but horrendous case of disco penis, it smelt like big foots dick"
b. Sindbad seems to always suffer from severe pilly willy
a. "Jasper was put off banging Gats because of the horrendous stench from his disco penis"
"Louis was good in the sack" said bobby, "but horrendous case of disco penis, it smelt like big foots dick"
b. Sindbad seems to always suffer from severe pilly willy
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Get the disco penis mug.Men who think guns are penile extenders. This club is especially for men who strap on their rifle's and assault weapons before going out in public. Members like to strut around with their guns, especially in front of women, falsely believing this makes them appear strong and attractive. Instead of appearing strong and attractive, however, members of this group appear to be overcompensating for their especially small penises.
Examples of small penis gun club members: The guys who hold gun rallies in mall parking lots, because four mom's demand action members are meeting inside. Other examples, Ted Nugent, Rick Perry, Rush Limbaugh
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