2 definitions by Ballsackhre

a. the smell of a mans genitalia after a day of sport, night of raving.

reminiscent to the odour of billings gate fish market on a warm summers evening, disco penis can be best described, in the words of the late dr brett mckeekle, as "a catastrophic stench, akin to that of hot garbage, or a rotting corpse"

b. the small and shriveled state of a mans goods after a night on some good amphetamine. otherwise known as "pilly willy"
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a. "Jasper was put off banging Gats because of the horrendous stench from his disco penis"

"Louis was good in the sack" said bobby, "but horrendous case of disco penis, it smelt like big foots dick"

b. Sindbad seems to always suffer from severe pilly willy
by Ballsackhre March 19, 2010
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Bluxed, adj.

(pron. blooxed (the oo pronounced like 'crooks')

The feeling of being lit, smashed, owned, or shaken to the core. This can be both a positive or negative thing.

Blux is also a verb, something you do - so you can blux someone else, while also being bluxed yourself.

Common interpretations of the original include blukkake'd, blukaku, bluxstaposed

Believed to have originated from the Hyde Park Crescent area of Leeds, UK. Historians have dated this back to 2010.
'After the 5th drink i was so bluxed i pee'd the bed'

'I got bluxed at FIFA bro, 10-0.'

'How was that exam Bretty? I heard it was hard?
-Yeah, it bluxed me.'
by Ballsackhre December 27, 2017
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