photoplopping

v., To retouch an image with the most minimal set of software skills and no artistic sensibilities. Results in an unconvincing composite image that has been very obviously retouched.

n., photoplop

Brenda made a regular habit of photoplopping the same terribly-masked-out image of her head into the background of every one of our group photos posted on social media.

by CO_jcd January 18, 2018

Photopom

A portmanteau When a pomeranian photobombs a picture, either through circumstance or photoshop. Popularized by the instagram account Hell Mutt Photopom.

Babe: when do I get to meet that cute fluffy dog in your Tinder photo?
Bro: I don’t have a dog, that was a photopom

by apophenic June 19, 2018

Photobaked

When you always look totally plastered in pictures

The complete opposite of photogenic

Dude, I’m so photobaked. I can’t take a picture without me looking like I’ve been smoking weed all day.

by HiI’mMe September 5, 2018

photoballing

Photobombing, but with your balls.

Sending her a pic of your balls instead of your dick.

Guys, why send dic pics for free? Photoballing leaves her in suspense.

by TheReturnedKing May 12, 2019

Photodonged

To be photobombed by some one with their dick out. Can either be a person, or just a dick that ruins your favorite photos.

Husband: Finally got the honeymoon photos back
Wife: Oh no! Somebody from Jamaica photodonged us!

by Gaysofthunder69 July 8, 2019

photosharped

When a photo, graph or chart is crudely altered with a sharpie to falsely give the impression a deranged politician is not lying

Only the most deluded of trump cultists gave his photosharped hurricane chart any credence

by YanquiBob September 10, 2019

photomat

The act of hitting the brakes suddenly while traversing a parking lot, frequently done as a gesture of anger or frustration, simulating a collision with an imaginary parking lot kiosk.

He got pissed off and pulled a photomat causing me to spill my beverage, because he couldn't find a parking space.

by Gametophyte April 12, 2020