prick nose

absolute jackass; somebody difficult to work with.

My boss is a prick nose.

by Anonymous June 26, 2003

venus nosetrap

the procedure of sneeking up on a sleeping relative or friend who is lying on a couch or some flat surface, and then propping your bare ass right in front of his or her face, next you break some serious wind which scares the shit out of the victim and causes them to jerk their head up violently, the most stimulating element of this process is the next movement which is when the victim's head jerks up and sadistically smacks the bare ass of the performer creating devastating whiplash and then their nose is inserted into the performer's anus, creaing a "venus nosetrap"; this is extremely brutal for the victim because they have the cruel honor of smelling an anus filled with soiled odor; if the performer has a huge ass they can potentially suffocate the victim; if the venus nosetrap is done properly, the victim looks like he is wearing a moon mask, with "moon" deriving from the ass

after holding in a day's worth of farts, i snuck up on my sleeping brother, seth, and gave him the best venus nosetrap yet, making him pass out for 5 minutes, from either my foul fart or blocking up his breathing paths

by weasel June 9, 2005

Dragons Nostril

When the remains of the drink and curry from last night totally demolish your hoop. Toilet paper combusts on contact. When the liquid becomes so vicious it can only be described to be as hot as a dragons nostril.
Could also explain anything of an overly heated disposition.

When i had a shite this morning it was like shaking an eel out of a welly. That curry last night came back with avengance me fuckin arse was like a dragons nostril. It took the fuckin enamel clean off me toilet.

by Rory C January 28, 2009

Brown nose

A person who is a brown nosedoes favors for someone, laughs at their jokes or compliments them, in order to suck up to said person.

Saul keeps talking to the geography teacher about baseball. He's such a brown nose!

by Natsfan123 November 5, 2017

Red noser

N.: Extreme form of the brown noser. Brown noser is so far up that the victim being brown-nosed, he/she/it has bled on the brown noser.

Ta: Dude, that girl is such a brown noser.

Priess: That's nothing man, you haven't seen Edmund yet. That red noser has gone through practically every teacher in the school.

by Macamore June 25, 2005

Nostalgiagasm

An experience of nostalgia so intense as to reach the pleasure levels of orgasm.

Hey, did you see Zack Morris on Jimmy Fallon last night? Total nostalgiagasm!

I was playing Secret of Mana on the Wii Virtual Console and had a nostalgiagasm. Buying Super Mario RPG now!

by Takfam June 9, 2009

nosy neighbor

When your taking a piss in a urinal and there are plenty of urinals to either side of you and someone walks in and starts pissing in the urinal right next to you and making you feel really uncomfortable, they are being a nosy neighbor. They can also make it even worse by making small talk with you, or even go so far as taking a peek at your junk.

Keith: So, the other day, I was pissing in an empty bathroom and in walks Mr. McClain and he pulls a nosy neighbor on me!

Beauford: Oh that sucks man.

by slutbaby April 17, 2011