Ham doggin’

The act of performing aggressive pork like feeding rituals while holding a CoRNDOGGS above your head like an undercover weenie

Hey Devon! Did you see Cletus at the party last night ham doggin’ on Glenese? Her hips were really swangin!

by The female ham dog November 30, 2019

Ham gobbler

A connoisseur of nice milky hams.

Kennedy better watch out for the ham gobbler

by Damsel Dentist October 28, 2019

ham cu

Acting on impulse because all they want to do is have fun or trying to get laid. Usually acts without thinking about consequences or responsibilities of those actions or results of actions.

She ham Cu and goes out all night long

by KingWear December 13, 2019

Ham packed

That point that you’ve eaten so much ham you could burst!

Sophie had devoured so much food she was ham packed

by The steamer 4 December 16, 2019

Ham-Anon

A support group for folks who bet right at Poker but still don't ever win.

After 83 straight days of losing at Poker Handsome Ham joined Ham-Anon to share support stories with others that don't know why they keep losing. .

by WC_WEB July 1, 2020

Ham on the side

When you decide to have a three way but the extra person is not really welcome... aka, a side piece that you really didn’t want to have a three- way with ... also know as “carpet ham”

“ my girl said let’s have a three-some And her and I fucked while there was ‘ham on the side’.”

by Mmmeggglee September 22, 2020

Ham Bushing

The use of a de-boned ham to tighten an otherwise very loose/wide vagina.

Will: I'm dating this chick and I like her ok but her pussy is like sticking my dick in the grand canyon.

Larry: Man, all you need is a ham bushing.

Will: WTF is that?

Larry: All you gotta do is go get you a ham from Walmart, spread her legs apart, throw the ham in there and pull out the bone. Tighten it right up!

Will: 🙄

by It's like that October 30, 2020