ham served

Typical auto-correct for "hammered" but also way more fun to say than "hammered."

We got to drinking' and Lil Tim got totally ham served last night. I think he ded.

by j0h May 11, 2021

funeral ham

A ham saved in the freezer for when someone dies

"Eww we're having a funeral ham"

by p0larizedun July 9, 2016

Ham Sandwich

two pieces of bread with one or two slices of ham inbetween,
occasionally with a dollop of butter or margerine

hmm.... i'm hungry what shall i have for lunch?
oh! i know i'll have a ham sandwich!

by Angeli B. September 21, 2005

ham and bangers

Attributes of a great MILF. Great big ham legs and massive mashable bangers. Something for the guy that likes legs and something for the guy that likes tits.

Dude 1: "Wow, you seen that new MILF in Accounts? Great ham and bangers!"
Dude 2: "Hell yeah! Full pork breakfast!"

by Wizards Sleeve August 18, 2006

Ham Sandwich

The act of wanking between someones bumcheeks.

My bird gave me a ham sandwich last nite, but I also managed a sneaky pete

by pyrator April 25, 2003

Ham Doctor

In gaming, an extremely derogatory expression describing a stronger, more skilled player who follows and protects weaker players while they play the game.

The phrase references the common knowledge of fat kids getting out first in dodgeball- the noobs are the fat kids of the game, or the "hams".

"Fuck! I almost had that kid until his teammate hit me with a headshot!"
"Tell me about it, man. What kind of sick fucker hits level 50 just to be a Ham Doctor?"

by kabauer July 22, 2009

Go Ham

To masturbate, jerk off, beat your meat to the point where you are so sweaty and numb that you can no longer feel any emotion

“Yo Hannah that Test was so stressful I’m bout to go Ham to feel de-stress” or “Omg Alecia he’s so hot I’m about to go ham”

by Inceluprising November 2, 2019