Ham Bananas

Going ham bananas means to go ham (go hard) and to go bananas (go crazy/wild) at the same time.

Guy 1: Did you see that guy at the party last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, dude. He was going ham bananas.

by saiborg June 19, 2023

Funny Ham

A term used to describe a person who refers to a piece of ham as “Funny”

Z- “This ham is funny…”

J- “You’re funny ham?”

D- *eats ham* (he’s fat)

by ScaryMonstars March 6, 2023

Ham Sandwich

two pieces of bread with one or two slices of ham inbetween,
occasionally with a dollop of butter or margerine

hmm.... i'm hungry what shall i have for lunch?
oh! i know i'll have a ham sandwich!

by Angeli B. September 21, 2005

ham and bangers

Attributes of a great MILF. Great big ham legs and massive mashable bangers. Something for the guy that likes legs and something for the guy that likes tits.

Dude 1: "Wow, you seen that new MILF in Accounts? Great ham and bangers!"
Dude 2: "Hell yeah! Full pork breakfast!"

by Wizards Sleeve August 18, 2006

Ham Sandwich

The act of wanking between someones bumcheeks.

My bird gave me a ham sandwich last nite, but I also managed a sneaky pete

by pyrator April 25, 2003

Ham Doctor

In gaming, an extremely derogatory expression describing a stronger, more skilled player who follows and protects weaker players while they play the game.

The phrase references the common knowledge of fat kids getting out first in dodgeball- the noobs are the fat kids of the game, or the "hams".

"Fuck! I almost had that kid until his teammate hit me with a headshot!"
"Tell me about it, man. What kind of sick fucker hits level 50 just to be a Ham Doctor?"

by kabauer July 22, 2009

ham steaked

Ham steaked is when your at a restaurant and your parent or relative (usually female) takes plastic wrap from their purse/bag and wraps it up, and takes it home for later.

Verb: To ham steak, ham steaked
Example: "I ham steaked some fruit at lunch when i was done from the buffet."
"Hey, lets ham steak these frenchfries since we're full at the moment.'

Person1: Aww man my aunt ham steaked some chicken in front of everyone instead of asking for a to go box it was so awkward..
Person2: Oh my gosh i hate when that happends!

by Logitechwtf April 4, 2010