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Feed the donkey

I was going to feed the pony, but she was on the rag, so i had to feed the donkey instead.
by Donkey feeder March 21, 2017
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Wonky Donkey

Wonky Donkey is a sexual position. (You must be listening to country music the entire time) A person needs to be on 3 legs, with one eye closed, and then fart on their partner who is behind them. Then after the fart the person behind you must ejaculate on back of the person on the floor.
He was a Spunky hanky panky cranky stinky Dinky lanky honky tonky winky wonky donkey
by EhHehHehHeh July 1, 2021
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Dust the Donkey

When you are sitting next to your friend on small couch, and you believe they may have passed gas you may politely ask them if they dusted the donkey.
Friend 1: PFFFFT!!!
Friend 2: Hey man, did you dust the donkey?
Friend 1: Oh yeah sorry man I should have warned you.
by Lobstah_711 December 8, 2018
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Swamp Donkey

Corrupt Democrat (Influencer, Journalist, Lawyer, Leader, Lobbyist, News Anchor, News Reporter, Politician) who is a member of “the swamp”
It would be nice if Donald trump got rid of all those swamp donkeys before leaving office.
by HD9900 November 6, 2020
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Gouch Donkey

Where your Gouch Wagon becomes so full that you become a slave or "donkey" to your gouch wagon. Friends may refer to you as a gouch donkey once your gouch wagon becomes so sweaty and smelly.
Jebediah: Tony your gouch stinks so bad!!
Tony: sorry i can't help it, I worked up a gouch wagon
Jebediah: Go and take a shower then you fuckin gouch donkey
by Extremegouch2000 November 3, 2010
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slobber donkey

A girl who will literally blow any guy that talks to her.
Don't go near that girl bro, she's such a slobber donkey, I heard she blew the whole football team in under a week.
by Urban Nugget August 15, 2016
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swamp donkey

Colloquial term referring to a moose. Moose often browse in swamps and marshes, eating the tender water plants, hence the swamp reference.
The donkey part comes from the fact that they are an animal that is both tough and stubborn.
The man was well-prepared to spend a day in the forest, as he was confident that he would get to photograph a swamp donkey in its natural habitat.
by Nuclear Moose November 19, 2006
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