Spitting Cobra of Love

A fun, teasing name for a mans penis.

On her knees between his legs, Jasmine longed to charm his spitting cobra of love.

Aware she was just past tipsy, Brad teasingly propositioned Isabela to enjoy his spitting cobra of love.

by Joy Lovewell July 27, 2010

king cobra shit

When you take a shit so large, the end sticks out of the water like a snake hissing.

"What took you so long?"
"Relax man, I had to take a King Cobra Shit."

by PeaTearGriffin June 12, 2005

Tom Coburn

A stupid neo-con right wing republican who is homophobic and values the "life" of a microscopic goo over the life of a human (supports death penalty of course). He is also a FUNDAMENTALIST christian who would most likely support a theocracy in his backwards hick state of Oklahoma .

Coburn supporters: Tom Coburn stands for great Oklahoma values like discriminating against gay people, saving fetuses even though he might have steralized a girl once, and the death penalty. He also stands for great family values somehow (but don't ask why or how) ...

by I don't know November 7, 2004

cobra271

A criminally retarded member of the Wrestling General Board at the IGN Boards.

Oh great...Another cobra271 thread. Marvelous.

by Colin March 23, 2004

cobra

Code word for hot lesbian action

When hot girls yell "cobra!" drunk guy will run into the room and bust his ass attempting to see hot lesbian action.

by runningweasel March 13, 2010

kurt cobain

The great frontman for a great band, Nirvana. Was made a legend, whether he liked it or not. Excellent songwriter, nice guy, ok singer, ok guitarist. He in the end was driven to suicide by the strains on his shy, reserved personality that the rock-god life had.
Seriously, stop worshipping the man. He just wanted people to leave him to live a happy life, to not be stalked by fans and paparazzi 24/7. He wasn't "perfect." He had severe drug problems, which probably contributed to his suicide. There was his dumb feud with Axl Rose. And he wasn't a "prophet." He didn't view himself as one.

RIP Kurt Cobain. You will be missed.

by king of canada September 20, 2006

Cobra Holder

To hold your dick in your hands. Also reffered to 'one eyed snake'.

I saw a sexii girl and i pulled a cobra holder

by CraigrGage October 20, 2006