Dumbass religious fucks that thinks the world is only twelwe-thousand years old, and that God created them in only one day. Yeah, kinda proves that He rushed it...
Dude: "What about dinosaur fossils?"
Chr. fund.: "God put them there to test
our faith!"
Dude: "I think God put YOU here to test
MY faith, dude..."
Chr. fund.: "God put them there to test
our faith!"
Dude: "I think God put YOU here to test
MY faith, dude..."
by Crapper McGee March 28, 2004
Possibly the largest group of hypocritical, repressed homosexuals I have ever seen. (I'm not using homosexual as some sort of insult, I just think a lot of them are overcompensating and straight for jesus)
Pride for Father Ted! (He's a fundamentalist christian who hired a gay prostitute to rub his back while he was smoking meth, on his way to his "super church" to preach about the evils of homosexuality)
by Hazard13 July 11, 2008
A disgrace to everything the monkeys worked so hard for.
People who will take every single thing in the damn bible literally
People who will take every single thing in the damn bible literally
That's Jeff, he's a Fundamentalist Christian .
He Believes that it took 7 days for the universe to begin, when it takes years for coliding energy to form the smallest particle of mass.
He is totally fine with killing of some billion-or-so people as long as they either were homosexual, working on the sabbath, or not a super jesus friend like himself.
He Believes that it took 7 days for the universe to begin, when it takes years for coliding energy to form the smallest particle of mass.
He is totally fine with killing of some billion-or-so people as long as they either were homosexual, working on the sabbath, or not a super jesus friend like himself.
by Goldo Glittergold April 11, 2008
He knows all about fundamentalist christian mythology.
by Judge dredd7 July 11, 2011
Includes over 90% of all Christians, who think they are better then everybody else because they believe an out dated and plainly false theory about the origin of the universe.
And also think that everyone but themselves will burn in hell for ever.
And also think that everyone but themselves will burn in hell for ever.
He's a Christian Fundamentalist.
by Judge dredd7 May 10, 2011