Couch Loc

When an exceptional amount of marijuana has been consumed and instead of fulfilling your prior plans, you find yourself bolted to the couch in a stoned stupor.

"I had an interview at cosco today, but I got couch loc and missed it."

by Abrenoch January 18, 2008

couch

when a girl sits on your lap and subtly grinds your cock with her ass in public, pretending that shes not (like a couch dance)

I knew for sure Jen wanted to fuck when she started couching me at Lisa's party

by Erik da Red July 11, 2003

Couch Time

Something that you have lots of once you get laid off from your job.

Once benefit of this shitty economy is that I might end up having lots of couch time!

by rghman February 9, 2009

don't get caught

The number 1 rule, the golden rule, the only rule for stealing.

Friend1: Man, I got service hours for shoplifting.
Friend2: You dumbass, you broke the rule.
Friend1: Which one?
Friend2: Don't get caught.

by kingcobra92 August 1, 2016

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir

voulez=will
vous=you
coucher= to sleep
avec=with
moi=me
ce=this
soir=evening

*it should be noted that ce soir can be better translated as 'tonight'


Due to the directness of this phrase, it will never work on females. You might as well say 'baise-moi' (fuck me). Usually, this is said by americans on trips to europe who aren't used to handling any beverage with more than 0.2% alcohol

A: heeeeyyy
B: you're drunk, leave me alone
A: voulez-vous couch...
*kick in the balls*

by kung-fu jesus August 17, 2004

coughing up chandeliers

to speak in an overly elaborate and ornamental manner, drawing more attention to your knowledge of language than to what is trying to be conveyed.

Jane would be a better journalist if she wasn't so busy coughing up chandeliers.

by Cristopher February 7, 2008

couch-parked

When you have smoked so much marijuana that you are 100% incapacitated and no longer have the ability to get up off your couch. You are couch-parked.

"Yo, can you go get some chips? I've got the munchies"
"Sorry bro... I'm way too stoned. Totally couch-parked."

by Laydel12 November 25, 2011