sean connery

The one who was with your mother last night, Trebek!

by Ben September 1, 2003

vacation constipation

Losing the ability to poop when you lose that home field advantage.

May be a result of changes in eating and drinking habits, elevation, fiber intake, stress, etc.

Vacation constipation is usually followed by a glacier dump.

I'm having a horrible case of vacation constipation...can't wait to get back home and drop a couple belt notches.

by nofx9019 September 6, 2010

kairi consentino

kairi the one midget from tiktok who is associated mattia polibio, alejandro rosario, alvaro romero, roshaun diah and olaf from frozen. smallest out of the nj boys group. the cutest asian you’ll ever see <3 cute as shit

person 1: who’s the cutest leprechaun on tiktok?

person 2: kairi consentino duhh

by nj boys December 8, 2019

Dick Swinging Contest

an ego laden interaction usually (although not always) involving men where each individual tries to out do the the other in knowledge and or acheivements. Often seen in corporate settings and family get-togethers

Fuck me! That was a waste of time. I actually thought we could get something done at this meeting. Instead it turned into a Dick Swinging Contest!

by Mr Jameson October 23, 2010

control-f years

The years of life spent trying to find oneself and figure out what he or she will do with their life. Typically someone's 20's. These youngsters often feel a bit lost about their place in the world but usually have a blast looking.

"I love my family and all that, but, damn, I miss my control-f years."

by hodags1966 January 23, 2018

parental controls

a form of torture by parents.

parental controls fucked me because I couldn't play for to long.

by KRAKEN BLADE MANTIS SNIPEZ April 23, 2015

Walmart Connection

Playing any online game with a poor internet connection. The connection is so bad that it is as if he/she is playing on the demonstration XBox, PS3, etc. at Walmart. Walmart connections are not always constant and can happen at any given time.

Me and my buddies were about to complete the last vidmaster challenge on Halo when John's Walmart Connection kicked in and he lagged out.

by mcsnails May 1, 2010