Broccoli Chewer

An angry lesbian who turns to the green vegetable when not getting any.

Lesbian: 'Oh man ive not had any for weeks, somebody pass me the godddamn broccoli!'
Bus passenger: 'Oh lordy we are sat near a broccoli chewer, hide the pussy!'

by royston232 January 29, 2009

brocrasterbate

To brocrastinate by masturbating. Masturbating with your bros in lieu of performing necessary tasks such as homework.

"I had a final tomorrow, but me and my bros played COD and then brocrasterbated to completion on the carpet in my frat. We called no homo first."

by LaMarcus69420 October 31, 2011

broccoli

Slang term for the male genitalia.

Men have the broccoli, women have the potato..together they make a yummy meal.

by TaylorAndelko April 26, 2007

brock

1. The act of ignoring people you were previously friends with

2. The act of Banging Beats and Pumping Pones

Josh pulled a Brock when he stoped talking to his boyfriend.

You what are you up to?
Just Banging Beats and Pumping Pones.
Cool

by lionshead August 17, 2006

Brock

To have an accident that could have been avoided, to accidentally injure yourself or being prone to accidents and mishaps.

"Dude, i had a bit of a Brock while riding my bicycle the other day"

"I totally Brocked it when i hit that jump"

"Haha, you did a Brock"

by Fizzle33 July 28, 2013

broch

A very Homosexual Farmer
Who doesn't take care of his animals
who likes playing Soccer naked and hotdogs
and mostly have there middle name Evan

"Hey Broch, Go play some soccer and Eat some Hot dogs"

by HomesBlack January 22, 2008

brock stanley

a very unattractive male that has no balls and would no take a blow job from a girl

You a brock stanley

(means your gay)

by 786969696969696996966969969876 June 5, 2013