put the bacon on me

A phrase that describes a desire to have sex

Oh Josh this date has went so well, I can’t wait until you put the bacon on me.

by ChocolateStarfish11 January 29, 2019

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BACON

"Bitch Acting Crazy Over Nothing."

Don't listen to her, she's just a BACON.

by jhonen202 June 28, 2008

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bacon shirt

(noun) a shirt that guys put on in the morning to make bacon so the grease doesn't burn them.

When i woke up this morning, i put on my bacon shirt before i cooked.

by thegirlintheroom December 19, 2009

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Pen name of a somewhat well known "writer" of professional wrestling online. Canadian Bacon likens himself an "insider", even though it's fairly obvious he doesn't know what he's talking about. It is not known if Bacon is really as stupid as he seems, or just pretending to pull over a gag. Bacon is also obsessed with his home province of Saskatchewan, sticking his fingers in things, and talking about his testicles. He is generally despised.

"Canadian Bacon is either the dumbest son of a bitch I've ever read, or he's a comic genius."

by TitoPuente September 26, 2005

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