national skate switch day

When you skate you skate switch instead the entire day.

Did you know today is national skate switch day? You have to skate switch now!

by 123545 October 9, 2022

Throw the switch

Def 1; To do something that is certain to cause your own death. To commit suicide.

Def 2; To start a car, a boat or any other motorvehicle.

Def 3; To suddenly initiate legal action after a long cooling off period.

Def 4; To die, especially suddenly - to throw the dead man switch.

Def 1; Michael threw the switch last night. His sister found him this morning.

Def 2; Time to throw the switch, we gotta get back to Philadelphia in time for the Thanksgiving at my brothers house.

Def 3; I heard Thomas is now getting sent to jail by his ex Trish. Turns out Trish threw the switch on him. He thought he got away with putting up all that revenge porn online. I guess he's screwed now.

Def 4; My old pop threw the switch today. He had a major stroke while cooking dinner with his wife.

by Rubrat November 2, 2022

choc-vanilla Swirl

When you diarrohea in the toilet then proceed to virgorously jerk your peen, eventually cumming onto the excreted shit. Furthermore you flush it to get a glorious semen poo mixed bowl.

"Hey, i might've 'choc-vanilla swirled' at your dads crib on the weekend"

by jamima.mailbox November 24, 2022

Choc-Vanilla swirl

When you diarrhea in your toilet and proceed to jerk your cock until you cum onto the excreted shit. Furthermore you then flush the toilet to create a glorious semen poo mixed bowl.

"What's up Denton"
"brother you choc-vanilla swirled in my dad's apartment"
"my apologies?"

by jamima.mailbox November 24, 2022

bust a switch

break out into a sudden rage and anger in response to something. Often used as a threat.

"if you tap that pen again mate, imma bust a switch"

by kcanz January 17, 2023

swedish card swipe

the swedish card swipe is when an individual runs their tongue from the beginning of a persons buttcrack all the way from the back to the front and then right along the seam of the nutsack

oh yeah chupapi gimme that swedish card swipe

by Mustela February 6, 2023

Pearls Before Swine

An animated series about a guy named Martin Partin, his idiotic friend named Ronald, and a talking pig.

Pearls Before Swine is the worst show on television

by IntergalactalEnergy February 13, 2023