Definitions by Mustela

swedish card swipe 

the swedish card swipe is when an individual runs their tongue from the beginning of a persons buttcrack all the way from the back to the front and then right along the seam of the nutsack

oh yeah chupapi gimme that swedish card swipe

swedish card swipe by Mustela February 6, 2023

Ryan Pethick Theory 

The Ryan Pethick Theory is an answer to the paradox of quantum superposition better known as "Schrödinger's cat". This theory states the second that the cat (or any other thing) becomes non-observable, it is dead. This theory is based on the not so logical logic that it is much easier to just assume that it's instantaneously dead. You don't have to worry about him, care about him, remember to send a text on his birthday. Basically everything is easier with the assumption that they are dead.

Friend of Ryan #1: "Ryan isn't dead guys he just goes to a different school"
Other Friends of Ryan: "Shut the fuck up... Ryan Pethick Theory."

Ryan Pethick Theory by Mustela November 26, 2022

Gamer Juice 

The secretion of pure concentration between the hands and the mouse or controller of a true gamer

Dude I'm a literal gamer juice machine right now

Gamer Juice by Mustela April 16, 2019