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off yourself

your talking too much off yourself please
by Lexus Collins December 16, 2018
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break yourself

Break yourself, muthufucku.
by nokianinja October 7, 2002
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Irish Yourself

to consume large quantities of alcohol with your friends in a short period of time in order to catch up with their drunkedness.
Shit LeRoy, you just got here, we have been drinking all day, hurry up and Irish Yourself!
by Pete Dick January 11, 2008
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to haze yourself

to haze yourself

to contradict onesself so badly, that you actually make a total fool and retard of yourself in front of others, especially family members and significant others.
mother: I don't see the point of celebrating St Valentines any longer; your father din't get me anything this year.

teenage son: St Valentines is a meaningless capitalist holiday, where companies just profit from people uselessly wasting money buying flowers, chocolates and the entire spiel for their significant others. I would personally also shoot anyone who celebrates St Valentines, as in Al Capone and his St Valentines Day Massacre.

mother (sreaming at her son): you moron, this was a rhetorical comment... Oh, and btw, I didn't ask you to haze yourself. you just made a fool of yourself; you've proven to everyone here you don't understand, for the life of you, the difference between a question and a rhetorical comment. Didn't you say you liked socialism , since you called St Valentines a meaningless, useless capitalist holiday, and then you turned around and said, as a matter of oikos, that you were going to shoot, Al Capone-style, anyone who celebrates St Valentines, but in The United States of America shooting someone, and respecting the infalibility of the Second Amendment is a matter of oikos. Therefore, you believe in bringing your own arms and weapons to the fight, and therefore support capitalism. But you can't support socialism and capitalism at the same time.
by Sexydimma April 28, 2012
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Lynx go fuck yourself

When russian hacks strike your servers and try to get money from you, you say: lynx go fuck yourself
Lynx: Give me 5000$ or i'll take your server down.
Dude: Lynx go fuck yourself.
by Slayerduckie September 25, 2009
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Kill yourself ratio (kyr)

statistics that show how bad a situation is that one is partaking in
Dude, my Kill yourself ratio (kyr) is flying off the charts!
by ibetrollin435 October 18, 2010
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Digitally Liberate Yourself

to liberate your digit (finger) from your arse, to pull your finger out
Scenario 1: "Come now, it is time we must digitally liberate ourselves and get started with this assignment."

Scenario 2: "I wish you would digitally liberate yourself and get moving."
by mischievous maverick April 10, 2010
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