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squirrel pussy

Small female sexual organ in which the engaging male partner has difficulty performing normal quaitus due to its unnormal size. Often resulting in large amounts of lube and occasionally the male subject being slapped during initial stretching phase.
"Man it took me like 10 mins to get the tip in she had some squirrel pussy"
by shooty October 11, 2014
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Squirrel Tits

The word used to describe a females (usually larger) breasts when she keeps a lot of stuff in her tits, almost like a pocket or a secondary purse. Objects have a tendency to disappear in squirrel tits until they resurface later.
"Damn, look at Jess! Girl just pulled out her phone, her money, and her pencil! Who knows what else shes got in there! Shes got squirrel tits."
by Gottaluvme42 September 24, 2014
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squirl

There was a block party in Westwood, CA that had a mini ferris wheel. And Brat Kat says "Hey what do you call a mini ferris wheel?" And I'm like "Dunno but why don't you just coin a phrase and we'll put it on Urban Dictionary?" "Okay, from now on, a mini ferris wheel will be called a squirl - a combination between squirt and whirl."
by Brat Kat September 22, 2019
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squirmfest

The most disgusting/vile/sickening movie ever made. Don't watch it.
Kevin: Do you have some scary movie recommendation like Get Out or Slender Man?
Ryan: Have you seen squirmfest?
Kevin: No, what is it?
Ryan: Don't worry you'll love it.
by BlueKlein May 3, 2021
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sweaty squirel

A guy is having intercourse with a girl doggy style. He follows with a hard thrust causing her to open her mouth, when this occurs the other male partner quickly puts his nuts in her mouth.
The other day we did a girl sweaty squirel style.
by Thorson Norman August 15, 2003
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Invisible Squirrel

A Pretned Animal You Hit When People In Your Car Are Not Wearing Their Seatbelts. Or When You Need To Make A Usless Abrupt Stop.
OMG LOOK OUT!!

(BREAKS REALLLY HARD)
WHAT!!?!?

Oh Never Mind It Was Just And Invisible Squirrel.
by GIRM November 13, 2010
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Sexy squirrel

A sexy squirrel is a squirrel with a perfect body , with each ass check the size of earth and breasts the size of Jupiter.a sexy squirrel is normally named Selena Amy Iona, Poppy ,Rebecca,Aoibhín,Armelaor Moyà.A sexy squirrel loves the feeling of her plastic breasts. A sexy squirrel is bad ass bitch . When you see a sexy squirrel you will instantly fall in love a sexy squirrel gives her heart out to everyone .a sexy squirrel is basically another word for a slut
by Fanypack123 November 2, 2017
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