Nose Game

This is a game used to determine the order of something, much like drawing straws. Play begins when somebody declares, "Nose Game!". As soon as it is called, players try to be the first to touch their noses with their index finger. The last person to touch their nose loses, and generally is forced to do the unwanted task.

person#1: How are we going to decide who's going to go get the door?

person#2: Nose game!

by Jesus Himself June 6, 2005

brown noise

Noise showing a random walk behavior, as in Brownian motion. It has a 1/f^2 frequency spectrum. It has nothing to do with crapping your pants. Try learning some physics....

You guys are retarded for thinking a brown noise can make you crap your pants.

by Ryan October 19, 2004

Pope's Nose

A roasted turkey's rump.

At Thanksgiving dinner, my old Portagee Grandma always loved to eat the Pope's Nose.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

My Nose Itches

when you are about to kiss a fool

My nose itched before I kissed him. I shud have kept my pants on, now I have 4 kids by him. He's a loser father too.

by Jake February 3, 2004

hook nose

A cheap stingy person

He didn't even leave a tip, what a hook nose!
She will never pay you back, she's a hook nose jew!

by ReaganP December 28, 2005

Noise Next Door

A lame manufactured Pop Band to replace bands such as, Busted. They are only around to fill in their shoes, terribly, and you must, MUST, burn their CDs and all red hair dye at all times.

"Oh my god, lets camp out and start a fire to burn Noise Next Door"

by Sonya Cohead April 8, 2005

Dog nose

To disturb one's slumbering wife upon returning to bed after answering a nocturnal call of nature by touching her on the leg or buttocks with a cold, wet bell end.

'You look shattered, Mildred.' 'I am, Maude! It took me a long while to get to sleep last night then Arthur dog nosed me after I'd finally dropped off'

by J Biscuit February 4, 2013