Apocalyptic Goon 

When you realise the world is ending (or you are about to get inevitably murdered) so, naturally, you whip out your dick/pussy and stroke like never before, until all fades out but freak. You're gooning like there's no tomorrow, because (at least for you) there isn't any. It may also be used to disgust/confuse/arouse your killer, marginally prolonging your life.

Sargeant Doakes realised Lila was on Dexter's side, and subsequently pulled an apocalyptic goon knowing that his death was imminent. He died hard.

Apocalyptic Goon by Daedalus65536 February 24, 2025

Sigma goon looksmaxing 

IM BOUT TI BUUUUUSUSUUSTTT

im sigma goon looksmaxing

Sigma goon looksmaxing by Ohio_Bloodclart February 26, 2025

Gone - Goon phone 

It's a phone that is completely set up for porn activities. It has sorted bookmarks on various web sites usually e621 also got weird wallpapers with furry porn n cloud access to dozens folders with any kind of stuff yk

- What are you gonna do with old phone?
- Gotta turn it into Gone - Goon phone one uwu

Gone - Goon phone by Hellsercon March 29, 2025

Autistic Goon Monkey 

When Some Retarded fag is being a douchebag and cant argue for shit so you call him an autistic goon monkey

One:"I Like Genshin Inpact" Two: "Shut the fuck up your an Autistic Goon Monkey"

Autistic Goon Monkey by MuntingMasteofMinneSoda April 10, 2025

Mental Goon 

Gooning without masturbating to porn.

I am doing semen retention but I still goon to foids on twitter without touching my penis.
When im alone and horny I mental goon but never jerk off I am different.

Mental Goon by Sexlessmentalcelfreak April 11, 2025

main goon 

The character or pornstar that you goon to most frequently, similar to having a "main" character in a video game.

No way she is your main goon!

main goon by ponabgulao April 21, 2025

Goblin Goon 

Giant sized body. Goblin sized brain.

Not your average goon, a goblin goon

Goblin Goon by JackCheeze April 21, 2025