Floodite Gems

'Floodite Gems' are a cursed type of Ammolite gemstone currently being pilfered from traditional Blackfoot territory in southern Alberta Canada. These floodite-gems are being sold by thieves to the unwary and may cause symptoms such as alcoholism, depression, loop-thoughts, heart palpitations, as well as induce feelings of frustration, guilt, shame, self hate, feelings of worthlessness etc. Wearers may also be targeted by angry ghosts from the American Indian Holocaust. Without a proper blessing from a genuine Shaman these floodite gems will align your chakras to conflict with angry spirits and evil thought forms and are better off left in the ground.

Holy shit are those 'Floodite Gems'!? Why would you wear those!? Do you know how many angry ghosts are attached to that? Ammolite is a terrible fashion statement and is known to causes birth defects in muggles!

by starlessgolightly October 2, 2018

Floob

Someone so ignorant that they completely lack common sense (in the funny way)

I can't believe you would be such a floob

by Floobmaker (Sam) October 23, 2018

floob doob

shit i messed up

floob doob ive done it again!

by MCsploody November 12, 2018

floobergloober

when ur finna nut

man, floobergloober
ew

by jedfan123 November 19, 2018

Flood tumor

A calcified mass in a person's intracranial space that is created from when a person jizzed a fuckton of fluids at the end of a blowjob.

Did you hear that Stacy is in the hospital? I heard that she got a flood tumor.

by eggsandpan November 30, 2018

flood your liver

Get drunk, offen a hypocrite that thinks drinking is healthier than smoking

Go flood your liver, cunt

by CNTFKD December 26, 2018

Flomp

Noun

Short for flompliment: A mix of the word flame and the word compliment.

A phrase targetting a person or idea that both insults and compliments at the same time.

This differs from a backhanded compliment, as it's not simply an insult disguised as a compliment, but simply a very honest telling of a pro and a con of an individual in one sentence.

Additionally, the insult and compliment must relate to one another. Otherwise, it's just two separate remarks.

"That's such a nice dress. It does wonders for your figure."

Flomped.

by Nopenopenopenopw January 3, 2019