Swag Fest

When a bro/hoe is the embodiment of ultimate swag, all other non-swagalicious people cringe in jealousy.

Jake: Jeez, look at Shane, the ladies are all over him and he doesn't even give a fuck.

Oliver: Dude, he's a Swag Fest.

by S_77 September 4, 2010

giggle-fest

uncontrollable laughter
a laughing disorder
what you get when you laugh a lot

a party where you just laugh

pejman and marisa send out invitations to their giggle-fests

ooh that just gave me a giggle-fest

by Pejaman and Marisa September 3, 2006

douche fest

Party full of boring people or general dick-holes.

Dude, this party sucks, its a total douche fest.

by Jace Weaver January 27, 2007

AoD-Fest

Originating from Chillicothe, Ohio based band Age of Distrust(AoD), an AoD-fest is any place containing no one who will ever see a woman naked or hold a real job.

Guy 1: Hey, man, did you go to that show last night?
Guy 2: No. I heard it was a total AoD-fest. Just a bunch of guys with shitty equipment playing Metallica for a bunch of drunk dudes.

by lockedandlogan August 23, 2009

fester

One who finds personal satisfaction in the ingestion of human stool.

Fester the ingester.

by Pierre May 28, 2004

Cry fest

A big heaping pile of nothing but tears due to excessive marathon-like crying.

I just finished watching Titanic, it was a total cry fest.

by kkaleidoscopicc December 10, 2011

Festina lente

Latin proverb that means: Hurry slowly

1. I heard about festina lente, but you are taking it too far... you sorry excuse for a man...
2. By all means festina lente, it's not like we've got a plane to catch
3. It's better to festina lente rather than getting caught in a mess...

by Uber Sapien May 1, 2006