cuffed

To steal or take instant ownership of something.

He didn't call fives on his seat, so I cuffed that shit.

by Whiting January 1, 2009

coffee mug

A tiny, useless piece of equipment used for storing coffee that only an idiot would bother to use.

I'm too stupid to realize that a full sized glass holds more coffee and gives me more energy, so I drink out of a coffee mug.

by JPeg92 August 14, 2009

Caffee

Coffee, but mixed with enough sugar to become a gloppy, gooey like substance. Basically almost to a solid form.

Ashley poured so much sugar into her coffee that she made Caffee! Then she ate it with a spoon.

by James Ottoson May 7, 2007

Cuffer boy

A pussy boy who falls for bitches easily and never listens to his boys adivice kisses every hoe he talks to but most of the time doesn't fuck them only the ones he cuff does he actualy fuck

Look at that cuffer boy

by Ghr April 14, 2015

cup of coffee

Commonly used in an escort review to refer to an orgasm. Symbolic of ejaculate that is or will be released.

I spilled my first cup. After a little break, she offered me a second cup.

by pinmedown September 5, 2005

coffee shop pervert

an individual (usually a hipster) that frequents coffee shop in hopes of getting some poontang.

Coffee shop perverts typically spend more than 2 hours at a coffee shop at any one time.

by Tha_Cuddla May 4, 2005

Tea or coffee

These are used as code words for when in public places talking about sex openly and not feeling embarassed about talking about it.
Tea to be refered to as the 'front' passage for sex; and coffee to be used for the 'back' (anal) passage.

So when you wake up in the morning - do you prefer Tea or Coffee? haha
this can also be fun in the work place when asking the boss if they want tea or coffee!!

by AJay7 August 16, 2006