Recto cranial inversion

The state of having one's head up one's ass

Brother dalton: why is your homework the same as jimmy's?
Jimmy's friend: I don't know.
Dalton( adressing the class): what we have here is a severe case of recto cranial inversion.

by 13 14 February 13, 2009

CRAFTY CRANBERRY

Crafty Cranberry is a cocktail that was invented on the Mayercraft Carrier 2. This light, refreshing cocktail will make your tastebuds jump to life!

Served in a highball glass over ice:
2 oz. HYPNOTIC
2-4 oz. Crown Royal
Top with cranberry juice and a lime wedge.

"I don't feel like having a strong drink right now. Does anyone have a cocktail recipe that is light, and refreshing?"

While enjoying the evening with friends or loved ones, mix a few Crafty Cranberry cocktails. They will be the hit of any party!

by mayercrafter July 26, 2009

crank ass

crank ass! short for the word "cranky"

that damn gym teacher named krista is such a crank ass all the time!!

by crazy person May 26, 2006

Crane Operator

When a male stuffs his balls or (butters his marbles) into another female or males asshole and proceeds to lift up their body weight with only his scrotum. They must hold their butt muscles taunt in order to really grip his testicles. Is considered one of the most difficult sexual feats to achieve, and is highly respected in American Culture

-She thinks we are finally at the point in our relationship where I can be her Crane Operator

-President Obama announced today that he hopes every American child will one day grow up to crane operate on their significant other.

by Mackle2008 June 17, 2011

crank that soulja boy then superman dat hoe

To masterbate then your name then skeet on a womens back put a blanket on in so when she stands up it sticks and looks like she has a cape

I got sharney to crank that soulja boy then superman dat hoe.

by Casey Burnette January 5, 2008

cranus

A well lifted piece of arse, angled for an anal interuption.

Vincent says to Danny "I have to say, I just love the way you did the cranus last nite, it got me all turned on"

by TKLEE October 1, 2006

Cranking

The practice of driving around residential areas (usually between the hours of 12-5 am), pulling up beside cars parked on the side of the street, and checking to see if they have been locked. If not, the car is stripped of anything inside. If so, the thieves move on. Cranking can also involve petty vandalism, leaving of handbrake off in a robbed car etc etc.
This practice originated in the eastern suburbs of Melbourne, Victoria, and has spread throughout the state.

Dude, check out this sweet GPS I got out cranking last night!

by McDeath January 18, 2009