Waffle

Capital of Belgium

Q: “Belgium’s capital”
Seokjin: “Waffle”

by btspavedthefkway May 9, 2019

Waffler

A waffler is someone who waffles (lies) all the time

Stop being a Theo. You’re such a waffler

by Moldypopcorn525 February 17, 2020

Desktop Waffle

when someone changes someone else's desktop background on their computer to a picture of 'blue waffle'. a picture of an infected vagina.

guy 1: I just went for a shit, came back, and there's a damn disgusting vagina on my screen.

guy 2: haha, you've been desktop waffled!

by jackdee August 31, 2010

Co-Waffled

The act of being owned or as others say, pwned, in a video game or real life situation such as Call of Duty or a mere soccer game with friends.

Person 1: I just totally Co-Waffled that n00b
Person 2: Yeah he was totally pwned

by CodyKoolKat12 September 29, 2010

Bonus Waffle

A waffle provided to the visiting member of a one night stand interaction, so as to signal the end of the interaction and the appropriate time for them to leave. The waffle is considered a bonus win on top of the sex, hence the term 'bonus waffle'. Etiquette suggests that the waffle be syrupless, and generally Eggo in brand.

"I gave Mark a bonus waffle to get him out of my bed because I wanted to watch Glee."

by nightcheese April 23, 2013

chicken waffle

A sexual act with a close friend's mother in which the male places his penis between the females butt cheeks while the female holds her butt cheeks together. The male then moves back and forth in a typical sexual motion until copulation occurs. Similar to the titty fuck except with butt cheeks. There is no actual penetration.

Tyron: Yo Darius' we got any chicken left ?
Darius "No brah, but I chicken waffled your mom last night"
Tyron: That doesn't help my situation.

by Matticus84 October 8, 2013

stank waffles

dirty ass pussy.

cheyenne got the stank waffles.

by aDamnHardOn December 14, 2015