1. Something that is cheap,
worthless, and possessing no intrinsic value, but has been spray painted in
gold to give the false appearance of being luxurious and of high value.
2. A sudden and
intense bout of flatulation, accompanied by a full vacating of the lower intestines, resulting in the total distraction of one's under garments. An extreme version of a Shart.
Went to a high tech EXPO today and was hoping to get some bling, but all I got was a bunch of trump.
Thought I just had to pass gas, but totally trumped myself last
night. That's the last
time I eat 12 burritos with a six pack of
beer.