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trump

1. Something that is cheap, worthless, and possessing no intrinsic value, but has been spray painted in gold to give the false appearance of being luxurious and of high value.
2. A sudden and intense bout of flatulation, accompanied by a full vacating of the lower intestines, resulting in the total distraction of one's under garments. An extreme version of a Shart.
Went to a high tech EXPO today and was hoping to get some bling, but all I got was a bunch of trump.
Thought I just had to pass gas, but totally trumped myself last night. That's the last time I eat 12 burritos with a six pack of beer.
by Alternatefacts February 25, 2017
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