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Time Refund

A fictional request that allows one to time travel into the past so they can redo an action they might regret or relive a specific time frame in which previously occurred.
Example 1: "Ergh... I so regret falling asleep during the middle of the conference meeting on Monday... Oh well, no worries I will ask for a time refund, yay!"

Example 2: Typical phone woman robot sounding voice, "Thank you for calling customer support! Unfortunately, all of our agents are currently experiencing a high volume of traffic at the moment please stay on the line and the next available agent will get back to you within the next decade!" Dialer sighs, "I've been put on hold for 45 minutes already and I'm really sick of this waiting on hold shit! That's it! I am going to ask for a time refund!"

Example 3: "Thank you for calling Kronos Time Systems Inc, once we receive your request our team will fully inspect and review it. If your request is approved, we will immediately notify you that we will initiate a time refund. You will receive the refund within a certain amount of days, depending on the length, complexity; the severity of the time frame on the space-time continuum."
by IcemanJack August 28, 2018
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Timber

Getting so sexually frustrated when you see your crush all your blood runs to your dick and you pass out.
Did you see that guy fall over? Yeah he was so worked up about his older boss. He timbered right over.
by Richard McStuffins June 16, 2019
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When a solid shit bottoms out in the toilet bowl just as it breaks free from your sphincter and falls like a tree. Oftentimes it falls forward and grazes the back of your ball sack, leaving a scuff mark.
"I had to wipe pucker pudding off my ballbag after the timber shit I just dropped."
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saves time

used to explain why you carry such items as medical records.
Do you always carry your medical records? Saves Time
by captain poopypants November 11, 2004
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cham-time

A short break in between longer breaks. Usually involves leaving the working environment.
Yo JD, its been a long two hours since lunch. Cham-time?
by RK2 March 15, 2008
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Rockstar time

Rockstar time: arriving 2 hours or more later than the original time agreed upon.
Billy said he'd be over at 9, he didn't show up until 11! He must be running on rockstar time!
by Bri Ness April 12, 2008
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All Time Pitcher

One who only "gives" and never "receives"...
Between Rob and Stuart, Rob is the all time pitcher.
by FilthyBasard July 2, 2008
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